Comment by clickable: Or, they got married without a prenup, and if they break up, she walks away with all the toys he... more » | Other threads

Comment by Lysergic Asset: "Vera Farmiga stole my career!" more » | Other threads

Comment by Victor Ward: Are they both playing Mama Morton? more » | Other threads

Comment by VeritasMan: The Pirate of Pinstripe more » | Other threads

Comment by ✈The Late Pufflehuff✈: @whokilledallthemandelas: Nice use of commas. more » | Other threads

Comment by Chaim Gnadelstein: Caption Contest Fails to Accommodate Average Attention Span of Gawker Readers more » | Other threads

Comment by Chaim Gnadelstein: Do we at least get participation ribbons? more » | Other threads

Comment by poisonville: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to fly United?" more » | Other threads

Comment by KarenUhOh: @In Other News...: Not that you'll ever see this, but I must tell you: your comment is the funniest thing... more » | Other threads

Comment by ellagood: you can do impressions...great. but can you get my package uptown by 4 pm? more » | Other threads

Comment by dwightschrute: Matthew hangs behind to pratice his "wide stance" in the men's restroom. more » | Other threads

Comment by DrFeelgood: Her retirement looks fun. more » | Other threads

Comment by HiredGoons: Masquerade Party: Is her costume Alyssa Milano? more » | Other threads

Comment by Ogiri W Surie: "I predict... that you'll get a gold shield before $35k-a-year." more » | Other threads

Comment by tonilost: He doesnt realize his hairdresser played a New Year's prank on his head. I feel bad for him, he should've... more » | Other threads

Comment by FracturedAcetabulum: @atipofthehat: o sori k thxbai more » | Other threads