Gawker: open captioned

Every Day Is A Bad Hair Day When You're Mrs. Bon Jovi

Richard Lawson — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:15:11 EST

[Rocker Jon Bon Jovi strolling with his wife in New York City today; image via INF]

New line from commenter MisterHippity.

"Well, It Was This Or Leno."

Richard Lawson — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:30:00 EST

[Patricia Arquette, star of the NBC drama 'Medium', greats a fan at the NBC Experience store today, New York City; image via AP]

New line from commenter MediaHoHoHo.

"I Love You, Big Pussy." "Stop Calling Me That, Vincent!"

Richard Lawson — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:00:09 EST

[Former 'Sopranos' stars Vincent Pastore and Aida Turturro celebrate their new roles in the Broadway musical 'Chicago', Jan 6; image via WENN]

New line from commenter TedSez.

Captain Jack Sparrow Goes To The Javits Center Boat Show

Richard Lawson — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:14:04 EST

[Daniel Day Lewis arrives at the New York Film Critic's Circle Awards, Jan 6; photo via WENN]

New line from commenter bettycrocker.

"Hey, Uh, Are You Gonna Adopt That?"

Richard Lawson — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:30:00 EST

[Woody Allen in La Coruna, Spain, Jan 3; image via INF]

Charlie Brown Grows Up And Gets New Sweater, Sex Change

Richard Lawson — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:04:30 EST

["Celebrity" YouTuber and Brtiney Spears fan Chris Crocker leaving a West Hollywood, CA restaurant, Jan 3; image via WENN]

Everyone In Los Angeles Is Famous. No Exceptions.

Richard Lawson — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:14:35 EST

[Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline's lawyer, arrives at Cedars Sinai Hospital last night, Jan 3; image via INF]

New line from commenter RocketSurgeon.

Danny Kaye's Twin Brother Is A Pied Piper, Leading Unsuspecting Women To An Icy Grave

Richard Lawson — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:15:00 EST

[Carson Kressley promotes his new show "How To Look Good Naked" in Times Square, Jan 3; image via WENN]

"I Think My Shirt Is Giving You The Wrong Idea."

Richard Lawson — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:48:56 EST

[Bill Maher is stopped by security guards at LAX, Jan 3; image via Bauer-Griffin]

New line by commenter Moff.

"And This Is Where I Wrote 'Spaceballs.'"

Richard Lawson — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:57:04 EST

[Mel Brooks pictured leaving LAX, Jan. 2; image via Bauer-Griffin]

New line from commenter In Other News...

Robin Williams Does An Impression of Robin Williams Doing an Impression of Robin Williams

Richard Lawson — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:14:31 EST

[Robin Williams outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre, on his way into a taping of the 'Late Show with David Letterman', Jan. 2; image via WENN]

New line from commenter CodePink.

SJP Returns Cleaning Lady's Son After Embarrassing Mix-Up

Richard Lawson — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:43:25 EST

[Actually, Sarah Jessica Parker and family leave New York's JFK airport, Jan 2; image via Bauer-Griffin]

New line from commenter Mathnet.

Ivanka Trump Demonstrates How She Killed Virginia Woolf.

Richard Lawson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:56:00 EST

[Ivanka Trump gallivants in the waters of St. Barth's, Jan. 2; image via X17]

New headline from commenter Conbon!

MTV's New Year's Masquerade Party: The Hope for a Resurgence of Bubonic Plague.

Richard Lawson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:28:00 EST

[MTV reality star Tila Tequila poses with a VJ at MTV's New Year's masquerade party; image via Film Magic]

New headline from commenter Chaim Gnadelstein!

Mayor Bloomberg Will Tell You Your Future: It's Grim

Richard Lawson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:45:00 EST

[Mayor Michael Bloomberg prepares to start the countdown to midnight during the New Years eve celebration at Times Square; image via AP]

Also, you may be wondering what exactly this Open Caption series is all about. We are taking a strong cue from the women at Jezebel, who regale us daily with celebrity images in their Snap Judgments. We'll be covering a more Gawker-oriented array of people and events, and asking for your help with the captions! I'll get the ball rolling, and then you can add your own in the comments. When I see one I really like, I'll swap it out with mine and give you (or, your commenter name) credit. Sound good? Good!

Perez Hilton Has Apparently Devoured Alice Cooper, Taken On Some Of His Qualities

Richard Lawson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:45:51 EST

["Celebrity Blogger" Perez Hilton poses for photogs at MTV's Times Square New Year's Eve masquerade party; image via AP]

Carson Daly Befuddled By Own Fame

Richard Lawson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:05:00 EST

[Carson Daly pauses to reflect during his hosting duties on New Year's Eve, Times Square; image via INF]