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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06:19 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    "What, Do You Think I Just Fell Off the Gabage Truck?"
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06:24 PM

    @bytememehard: Heh.
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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    05:34 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    How many celebrities does one have to blow to afford a coat?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    05:43 PM

    @OldTowneTavern: Apparently more than one.
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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    05:55 PM

    @momof3wildkids: Then the guy behind her must have done the entire cast of Cannonball Run, because he looks toasty.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05:28 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    She sure travels light. Who's going to pay for that cab? The paps?
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    05:01 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Is she holding a detonator? Don't let that garbage truck go over 60mph!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05:17 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: keep it down, would you? Don't give Michael Bay any ideas.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    05:43 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Replace tiger with Denzel , rachel with Meghan Fox, and slap some giant metal testicles on that robot truck! We got ourselves a cash cow!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04:51 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Putterface.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    05:02 PM

    @TedSez: Yet more proof that you're the master. Sofa king good!
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04:46 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Uchitel a Girl by the Company She Keeps.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    05:44 PM

    @Mike Jahn: I like it.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    04:43 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Poor shy thing. Why must the press continuously harass her?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    04:33 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    It's actually the perfect camouflage--the black blends in with New Yawkers, and the orange blends in with taxis.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:32 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Caption:

    "In an effort to elude the paparrazi, Rachel Uchitel walks backward, in the direction of the truck whence she came."
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    Edited by AzureTexan at 12/10/09 4:32 PM AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04:31 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Those aviators are about to take flight out of her blouse.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    04:28 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Lady, if you're trying to avoid attention, you're halfway there.

    Basic black shies away from attention. Pants which allow even a casual observer to know your waxing habits, not so much.

    Oh, and P.S., I really REALLY hope Ray-Ban is breaking you off a little something. Are those things glued on?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04:41 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: she clearly wants to seize her 15 minutes without looking, um, too eager. Have to ask, though, which is more destructive to all living things? Sarah Palin Bus Tour 2009 or Glued-On Camel-Toe Pants...

    You know the answer.*

    *sorry, Elin.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    04:48 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: So true. Straying golfer wang has nothing on Mrs. Palin and her magic bus. Which, I've heard, is fueled by the tears of liberal children. Such as.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04:53 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: That bus runs on LIES!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    05:45 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Pants which allow even a casual observer to know your waxing habits, not so much.

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Brilliant!
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    04:27 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    She thought of gloves but forgot the rest of her shirt?
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    04:31 PM

    @ms_priestypants: I don't think the boobs are made of perishable biological material.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    04:37 PM

    @Atilla the Bun: Teehee. Silicone doesn't freeze. Or at least not in that quantity.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04:43 PM

    @Atilla the Bun: you're so flustered, you left out a word!
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    04:45 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Fixed!
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    05:07 PM

    @ms_priestypants: Neither does vodka. Vodka-filled breast implants could be the next big thing, figuratively speaking.
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    Edited by Atilla the Bun at 12/10/09 5:11 PM Atilla the Bun was starred Atilla the Bun was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    04:21 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    I'd love to motorboat her but my face would turn orange
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    04:21 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Are we sure that's not just Kelly Bensimon going for a jog in traffic again?
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:20 PM

    In reply to The Flight of the Aviators
    Isn't it cold in new york this time of year? I wonder if she has a little frostbitten strip on her hips when she gets home.
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    Edited by m4ximusprim3 at 12/10/09 4:21 PM m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
    Image of restless restless
    04:27 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: Yes, yes it is. That's because it's called "winter". But attention-whoring knows no seasonal bounds, it defies convention!!
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:30 PM

    @restless: Apparently it also defies convection. Who knew?

    PS: Here in san diego, I am unfamiliar of this "winter" you speak of. Wikipedia makes it sound sort of like a giant walk in freezer. Trippy!
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    Image of restless restless
    04:59 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: Haha! I've uploaded some educational video so you may learn up on said season. Strange, isn't it?!
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    Image of printersanonymous printersanonymous
    05:03 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: I believe her layers of spray tan may be acting as some sort of a heat-sealing shellac.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    05:49 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: I'm a former Brooklynite living in the Puerto Vallarta area. Let us gloat together!
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    05:55 PM

    @printersanonymous: Kinda like the tiles on the space shuttle? That could work.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    05:55 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: /smug high five.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:03 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: Let's throw in a little gratitude - I remember NY winters all too well!
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