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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11:43 AM

    In reply to Natalie Portmanhandle
    Tobey's reaction as Natalie gives him the scoop on her reprising Marilyn Chambers' role in a 2010 remake of Rabid.
     Reply
    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 11/23/09 11:44 AM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11:24 AM

    In reply to Natalie Portmanhandle
    "Is that a spider web in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

    "Both."
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    TedSez was starred TedSez was unstarred
    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Natalie Portmanhandle
    Or it's Tobey's left hand playing pocket pool that is giving him the grin.
     Reply
    Mo MoDo was starred Mo MoDo was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10:35 AM

    In reply to Natalie Portmanhandle
    Cider House Drools?
    Wonderbra Boys?
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    10:40 AM

    @naugahydeinplainsight:
    He's looking at her Seabiscuits.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/23/09 10:40 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10:43 AM

    @Magister: Looks like his Spidey sense is tingling.
     Reply
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/21/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    "No One Cares About Taylor Momsen Aside From Gawker Open Caption Writers," Thinks Besuited Man, Left
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    Steverino Begins was starred Steverino Begins was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos
    I'd just like to say that I've recently Netflixed (if that's a word) both Mysterious Skin and Brick.
    Hotness notwithstanding, JG-L is a straight-up amazing talent.
    But he's also majorfuckin' hot.
     Reply
    phlox✔ was starred phlox✔ was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    Just change one letter:

    "Gothip Girl"
     Reply
    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos
    I'm proud to honestly say that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was my first celebrity crush back when he was on "Third Rock from the Sun." And I still like him.

    The end.
     Reply
    VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    "I vant to suck your blood. Ha! Just kidding, you old pervs."
     Reply
    TedSez was starred TedSez was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    "Shut it, Gaga, I'm keeping the shoes. Now run along before someone drops a house on you, too."
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    What Courtney Love's Krazy Time Machine Is Set To.
     Reply
    Banjo-Sea Kitten was starred Banjo-Sea Kitten was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    Black is the color of my true love's...eyes??
     Reply
    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gothic Girl
    I see London, I see France, I see Taylor's dental floss.
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I wouldn't have noticed, but now you have me staring. What happened there? Did it snap?

    Otherwise, I actually think she looks awesome.
     Reply
    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/20/09

    @DahlELama: Either that or she has a modest little tail.

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/20/09

    @DahlELama: I want to squeeze those darling little arms of hers.
     Reply
    Edited by Banjo-Sea Kitten at 11/20/09 3:56 PM Banjo-Sea Kitten was starred Banjo-Sea Kitten was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/20/09

    @DahlELama: The front is a little boobilicious for a 15 year old (or however old she is). Otherwise, I think it's cute.

    [gofugyourself.celebuzz.com]
     Reply
    DahlELama promoted this comment Edited by Tchotchke at 11/20/09 4:05 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/20/09

    @Tchotchke: Agree, but I'm slightly more forgiving on this front since she turned 16 and since I'm so sick of seeing skirts that practically show butt cheek that boobs are almost a welcome surprise.
     Reply
    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/20/09


    @Tchotchke: @DahlELama: She looks great here, but not so great from the front. It's nice not to see the mini strapless dress uniform, but does it have to be corpse's bride?
     Reply
    mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/20/09

    @DahlELama: Yeah, I'm with you on that. Despite the copious cleavage, it's nice to see someone wearing a dress and not flashing their vagina for once.
     Reply
    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos
    Appearing Nightly at the TriBeCa Grill
     Reply
    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos
    Dwight-Schrute-From-The-Future in the background seems to enjoy them.
     Reply
    A Message To Rudy was starred A Message To Rudy was unstarred
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