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    09:30 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    Portman is really a vegan? Disappointing.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    06:21 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "It was a joke. Everybody Hates Natalie. Heh, heh. A JOKE."
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    06:16 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "I LOOOVE a vegetarian...cain't stand a vegan. Vegans always want credit for something they SUPPOSED to do anyway.

    'I eat healthy!'...Well, you're supposed to eat healthy, ya dumb mutha..."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05:49 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    Ok, here's my revised desired-friends list for Christmas:

    Chris Rock and Natalie Portman, Craig Ferguson, Felix Salmon, Padma, Taylor Momsen, Sarah Silverman, Julian Dore, Thomas Pynchon, Billy Bragg, both Aly Campoverdi *and* her boss, Zhang Ziyi after she finally gives that aging secret agent the boot, and any of Che Guevara's progeny.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    05:23 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    Well, if you are what you eat, I suppose that makes Natalie Portman and her ilk a bunch of soggy vegetables with little flavor and less substance.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    06:11 PM

    @Swifter: Not everyone cooks their vegetables like your mommy does.
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    06:17 PM

    @OliversArmy: A vegetarian/vegan "yo momma" joke? This is a first! Bravo.
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    06:50 PM

    @Swifter: Seasonings, my friend, seasonings.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    05:06 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "OK, so you're saying that if I eat you out, it'll taste precisely like the produce aisle at Trader Joe's?"
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    06:50 PM

    @AzureTexan: Yes, but not as fresh.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    06:54 PM

    @tongue-tied: Also, it doesn't come with 82 bottles of Two-Buck Chuck.
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    Image of Benny Benny
    04:57 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "I'm just saying, you signed the Polanski petition, so you are obviously an ignorant, irresponsible, morally vacuous moron with pretensions of superiority on account of your status as one amongst a set of fashionable, morally relativistic 'artists'. Yeah, keep waiting for the punchline. None will be forthcoming."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04:38 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    #NataliesCuteStudiedReactions
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04:34 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "I said I'm done with white bitches."
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    04:28 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    Rock, star.
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    04:26 PM

    In reply to 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
    "So you're REALLY Tiger Woods?..."
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    01:54 PM

    In reply to Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
    The Pretty Wrecked
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    01:21 PM

    In reply to Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
    Slinky Taylor Soldiers By
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:34 PM

    In reply to Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
    "Are you sure you don't want to read the script before signing on to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 3? Because I'm not sure you really understand the concept..."
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12:34 PM

    In reply to Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
    "Thank you, miss. President Obama is right this way..."
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