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New York, 11:32 AM
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10:38 AM

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    Why can't all advice be this funny AND this useful?!
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    02:55 AM

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling

    You could combine 1, 2, 3 and 4 by yelling "Look, it's Rob Pattinson!" and then pushing through in a tight V-formation in this uniform:
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    03:48 AM

    @bodegacat: I would be quite relieved to see something that normal at a Wal-Mart. Plus, good combo!
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    10:36 AM

    @Dot: LOL. I bet People of Walmart will be posting some fascinating pictures in the next few days.
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    12:26 AM

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    My brush with (the Wal-Mart, Black Friday) death:
    Because of hangovers and still being awake, and after a vicious T-giving fest with my family, my manfriend and I decided to check out the 5 a.m. extravaganza at Wallyworld. Incipient brain death was our only excuse, not only for being at Black Friday, but for being at (for fuck's sake) Wal-Mart at all, ever. After pulling up in the car and viewing the inbred, wild-eyed, ravenous crowd huddled together in a seething mass of undulating hell, we said "Fuck, no", and left to go get pancakes.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    I was dragged to a Black Friday sale at a Circuit City by my yuppy cousin two years ago. Never again. Online shopping and excursions to the mall in mid-December for me, thanks.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    If you get caught wearing a Walmart uniform you will lose your health benefits no matter where you work.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10:37 AM

    @Mike Jahn: Black humor on black Friday--kudos.
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    Image of NotReadyForPrimeTime NotReadyForPrimeTime
    11/26/09

    In reply to Oprah Guru's Deadly Sweat Lodge Involved Induced Vomiting, 'Vomit Everywhere'
    I do wish Oprah would STFU about New Age quackery. It was her promotion of "The Secret" that helped this creep James Ray become so successful.

    Hopefully this tragedy will cause her to re-think her runaway train promotion of charlatans.
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    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    The wedge is illegal this year. You can get the chair in the usual states.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
    Thanks for reminding me why she makes me so uncomfortable. All that "you are your own best whatever!" followed by "...if you buy THIS and THIS and THIS" as pitched by fevered PR flacks across this Great Land.
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
    Some kind of drug has to be involved in Oprah's weird elf-dance in 13. No one does that just because they're excited about low-fat cookies.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
     
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
    I can attest that Ginger Man body scrub sucks. That is all....
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
    After the Oprah-Obama Christmas Special, Gallup will release a poll announcing that 79% of registered Republicans still think President Obama is a Muslim.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Now, come on. Everybody knows that Twihards are mostly 40-year-old sexually frustrated housewives.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
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