FBI agents investigating the scene of the Oregon wildlife reserve occupation this week found a trench full of “significant amounts of human feces” that was apparently left by Ammon Bundy’s band of antigovernment militants. According to a court filing reported by Reuters, the shit hole was either on top of or next to “…
At long last, after spending two weeks begging for Miracle Whip and tampons in an Oregon wildlife refuge, one of the armed militia LARPers finally got arrested by local law enforcement. Not because he was illegally occupying a government building, mind you—but because he took one of the feds’ vehicles for a joyride to…
The militiamen who are still holed up at a wildlife refuge in Oregon waiting for creamer and tampons say they’ve taken up a new pastime to stay busy: rifling through government documents.
While you were all distracted by the body of work pooped out by Sean Penn this weekend, the Oregon militiamen were still holding out in their lawless corner of the wilderness, and they’ve released new demands.
On Wednesday, the Washington Post reports, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) delivered vegan jerky—made of soy, seitan, and shiitake mushrooms—to the Bundy gang. Also on Wednesday, Paiute tribal chairwoman Charlotte Rodrique said that the milita was encroaching on land sacred to the Paiute people.
The pair of ranchers whose arson cases sparked the Oregon militiamen’s standoff at a wildlife refuge turned themselves in on Monday and are currently in police custody.
There’s almost no freedom-fueled cause that furious truther and conspiracy kingpin Alex Jones won’t cosign, but apparently, even Alex Jones himself can’t get behind the crazed militiamen currently throwing a fit on an Oregon nature trail.
