White Militiamen Are Trying to Provoke a War with the Federal Government Again

It’s so, so hard to get shot if you’re white, and there’s no better proof than the American sovereign citizen movement, a cadre of moody caucasian fellows, armed to the teeth against an overreaching federal government. And they’re preparing for another showdown.
Survivor Chris Mintz Recounts Oregon Shooting, A Day That 'Started So Normal,' On Facebook
Chris Mintz, who was wounded during the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College earlier this month, has taken to Facebook to share his eye-witness account, the Associated Press reports.
Oregon Community College Shooter Left a Message for Police Before Killing Himself
Police confirmed on Saturday that Christopher Harper-Mercer, the gunman who killed nine people at a community college in Oregon this week, died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound following a shootout with police officers.
How 4chan Trolled Two of Its Friends by Framing Them for the Oregon Mass Shooting
In the hours between the shooting spree at Umpqua Community College and the moment news networks were able to name Chris Harper Mercer as the alleged gunman, crowds on social media clamored for a name to fill the informational void. 4chan gave them two, both of whom turned out to be alive, and neither of whom has been…
Reports: Oregon Community College Shooter Identified as Chris Harper Mercer
The gunman who killed 10 people at Umpqua Community College, in Roseburg, Oregon, today has been identified as 26-year-old Chris Harper Mercer, CBS News reports, citing law enforcement sources.
10 Dead After Mass Shooting at Oregon Community College
At least ten people are reportedly dead after a gunman opened fire this morning at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon. At least seven were injured.
Feds Investigating 4chan Thread After Mass Shooting at Oregon Community College
According to the New York Times, federal law enforcement officials said they were investigating a thread posted yesterday on /r9k/, a board on 4chan, in which a user warned, “Don’t go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.”
Drunk Guy on Plane Wakes Up, Pisses Everywhere, Goes Back to Sleep
An Oregon man described by JetBlue as “an intoxicated customer” was arrested for criminal mischief and offensive littering on Friday after police say he urinated on several passengers, their seats and their luggage during a red-eye flight to Portland.
Cops: Police Chief Responded to Racism Complaint by Comparing Black People to Monkeys
A police chief in Oregon retired this week after officers say he responded to an accusation of racism by imitating a monkey, singing “Dixie” and pantomiming a beating, KOIN reports.
Police: Drunk Guy With Guns Drove Wrong Way, Almost Crashed Into Cop Car
According to police, an intoxicated man armed with multiple weapons was arrested in Oregon on Saturday after he drove into oncoming traffic, almost striking a patrol car.
FBI Investigating Suspicious Packages Sent to Oregon Sheriffs
The FBI confirmed this evening that it is helping investigate a series of suspicious letters, some containing an “unknown substance,” that arrived at at least six sheriff’s departments across Oregon on Monday, NBC News reports.
Oregon Sends 8,000 Alerts Erroneously Announcing Inmates' Release
Thousands of victims and family members received phone calls from an Oregon Department of Corrections monitoring system on Friday alerting them in error to inmates' impending release, The Oregonian reports.
Cops: Baby Died After Couple Used Breast Milk for Porn Instead of Food
A pair of parents in Glendale, Oregon, were charged with murder by abuse this week in the starvation death of their seven-week-old son. According to local news outlet KPIC, police believe Amanda Hancock used breast milk for lactation porn "instead of feeding the child." Stephen Williams, the father, also allegedly…
Alleged Police Brutality Victim Caught on Camera Punching Self in Face
In a video released Tuesday, a California man who accused Oregon police of giving him two black eyes is shown to have beaten himself instead, The Register-Guard reports.
Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber Resigns Over Corruption Scandal
Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber resigned today following allegations that his fiancée improperly used her position of influence to gain more than $200,000 in consulting fees. Oregon Secretary of State Kate Brown will replace Kitzhaber and become the first openly LGBT governor in U.S. history.
Jogger-Stalking Owl Haunts Oregon Park
In the two weeks since an owl attack sent surgeon Ron Jaecks running in circles screaming, at least three more people have been assaulted by the same bird in the same Salem, Oregon, park.
Oregon Jogger Attacked by Owl Runs in Circles Screaming
As an unlucky jogger learned last week, owls will fuck you up. Ron Jaecks was out for run early Tuesday morning at a park in Salem, Oregon, when something swooped from the darkness and latched onto his knit hat, puncturing his scalp.
