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    Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
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    Image of Sheila Sheila
    04/01/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    no thanks i'll stay unemployed!
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    Image of Kirth Kirth
    03/31/09

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    ..


    Oh, The City, and those who Live in It.


    Or rub it...to the left, honey, to the left.


    ..

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    04/01/09

    @Kirth: Everything you own, in my box, to the left?
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    I read this as "orgasmic mediation" and was wondering how it might effect our current policies in the Middle East.
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    Image of soonbanned soonbanned
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    And yet my sensitive piece on buttfucking my girlfriend in the vegetable section of Whole Foods got rejected by the NY Post.

    This sort of inconsistency will be the death of journalism.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/31/09

    @soonbanned: No.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    You're all wrong. This article first appeared in the Yellow Pages.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/31/09

    @Aaron Altman: ...or was it a Tom Green movie?


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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Is that finger wrapped around $100 bills, cuz I've heard that helps.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Also, the bigger pic absolutely needs to be on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com. Smug meditation guy's douchiness is potent.
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    Image of heavymetalpizzaparty heavymetalpizzaparty
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    who the hell has an orgasm from fingerbanging?
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/31/09

    @heavymetalpizzaparty: Oh, honeychild.
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    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    I hope they have lots and lots of Purell.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Personal boundaries and a sense of embarrassment, like leopards, are endangered species.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Didn't Dave Zinczenko and JA start this phenomenon?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Does he smell his finger afterward?
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    03/31/09

    @Kid Twist: No, but the tollbooth attendant gets a good whiff.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Justin, you are looking a bit puffy in that photo, and that stupid hand pose you're doing is giving me a sahara. Why don't you just go to a outer-borough movie house if you want to jerk your girlfriend off in public?
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    03/31/09

    @BookishLookish: There's a good one in Astoria, I hear.


    I always thought it was the girl's job to jerk off the guy. I guess I'm old-fashioned.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/31/09

    @son of spam: So 1950s, SOS. You have to go all the way under the crinoline, by the way, but I did leave my girdle at home.
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    03/31/09

    @BookishLookish: Crinkly!
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    03/31/09

    @son of spam:


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/31/09

    @BookishLookish: Hmmm, that's not how I pictured you. But you look nice, really you do.


    So, what do you do with those tiny hands?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/31/09

    @son of spam: Oh, you know, embroidery, knitting, crocheting, prostate massage. I was well trained by my betters.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    Whoever said Mr. Rocket's "days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over" was wrong.
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    03/31/09

    @resipsaloquacious: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/31/09

    @scroll_lock: (ellipsis) NUMBNUTS!
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    03/31/09

    @Aaron Altman: DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED?
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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fingerbanging Your Girlfriend in Public Is Just What it Takes to Be a Writer Now
    That "honey pot" graf seems like a perfect way for him to throw his hat into the "ghostwrite the inevitable blog-to-book deal for Guess Her Muff" ring.
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