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    Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here

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    Image of DeniseL DeniseL
    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for news on Rob to slam wnat to be reporters like you.
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    09/20/09

    @DeniseL: You actually go online and look for news on 'Rob'? Are you in prison? Is that you Tyler Lautner, you sexy he-wolf?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/21/09

    @DeniseL: You're a moron.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @PandoraSpocks: Except for the English language.
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    09/20/09

    @snugbug: Har, har, stupid joke ↑.

    Excuse me, I need to introduce some bad-assery here for the sake of us all--everyone seems soooo frightened of losing their precious stars and as such shun any hint of dissent. Lame. What's the fun of Gawker if you stifle intelligent polemic?
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    Edited by snugbug at 09/20/09 3:49 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
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    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching:
    *"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.."
    *"winter soup," not "Winter soup"
    * "As the sole proprieter of Jackson's only assassination attempt, I wouldn't expect Jackson to be anything but a Coke fan, either."
    *"proprietor," not "proprieter," though it doesn’t matter since the sentence jumped ‘em rails by the time you got to the period.
    *Mike Myers, not "Meyers"
    *Leven Rambin," not "Levin Rambin"
    *Lukas Haas, not "Lucas Haas"
    * "the shit? blow?" not "the shit? Blow?" (Jerze housewives item)
    *You get a pass on Ashley Dupre (it’s "Dupré") because she’s a foxymoron.
    *"..on her man," not "..on her mans." (Chris Rock item, 2nd sentence)
    *Cut xtra apostrophe in "Lil' "Lipgloss" Mama," + she spelled the title of the song "Lip Gloss"
    * "..during her first day on the job," not "..in her first day on the job.." (Sienna Miller item)
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    09/20/09

    @snugbug: PS: That being said, your Rosh Hashanah fundraiser is a very nice and clever idea. Too bad a-holes like me who used to fact-check for a living caught wind of it.
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    Image of mexiback mexiback
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: It's sunday morning, man. Just chill!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @mexiback: It's all in good fun + for a good cause!

    Because he's a nice Jewish boy, FK issued a fund-raising challenge in honor of the Rosh Hashanah weekend; he'll donate $5 to a NYC charity for every typo/error pointed out to him.
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    09/20/09

    @mexiback: "Sunday," not "sunday." You owe $5 too.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: I've been banned from Gawker for FAR less than this in the past. But that being said, this is all servicey + 1.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: JESUS. 8, 9, and 11 are all style choices ("mans" is slang). Still: $35. Christ. We're at $55 total.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 09/20/09 12:37 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
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    09/20/09

    @snugbug: former proofreader checking in, and I'm having to restrain myself on the site lately. they really must not have any editors doing actual *editing* at all.

    (nothin' but love, Foster!)
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    Image of saralapua saralapua
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: Proofreading a gossip roundup that is headlined with Robert Pattinson's sparkling bowel movements? Really? Go to brunch, dude.
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    09/20/09

    @saralapua: Brunch is for bourgeois olds with 401Ks. We're all play-jostling in the sandbox, and sipping Bloody Marys while at it. And you're not invited. Ciao, caro!
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    Image of DeniseL DeniseL
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: GOOD JOB correcting the journalism on this Foster Kramer. I really hope he did not waste his money on a journalism degree...he writes like my 10 year old nephew.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment DeniseL was starred DeniseL was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Eh, typos and fact-check errors are to be expected when you oughtta churn out two posts per hour, like a manic squirrel. But FK preemptively deflated criticism with humor and sass. Smart move, boosts traffic, comes across as endearing. Keep him on, Denton.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/20/09

    @DeniseL: Have your 10 year-old nephew give me a call. We're always looking for up-and-coming talent.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    If memory serves, Ken and Barbie don't have sex organs so we're all safe from Speidi spawn.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    It's funny how these quasi-celebrities have to have a baby once they run out of reasons for the paparazzi to follow them.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    Speidi Spawn, why not? Heidi's been changing Spencer's diapers for some time now...
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    08/31/09

    @Martiniman: But what sort of mutant being would two fetal alcohol syndrome rejects have? They need to be spade/neutered, as appropriate.
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 08/31/09 9:58 AM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    The thought of a spawn of Speidi is simply too terrifying for words. Hoping their reproductive organs are as stupid and confused as they are is not enough. We need to plan a fertility intervention.
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    Image of doctorzizmor doctorzizmor
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    Tara Reid hasn't made a movie anyone has heard of in seven years; I don't think she can afford to eat. All that booze and silicone don't come cheap!
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    07/27/09

    @doctorzizmor: For your username alone, this had to be approved, Dr. Z.
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    Image of Ellabella Ellabella
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    I commend Adrian Grenier on his tried and true methods. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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    JacquesPaysan promoted this comment Ellabella was starred Ellabella was unstarred
    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/27/09

    @Ellabella: Another one of his pickup lines? "Hi, what's your name?" "I'm Adrian." "Wanna go fuck?"
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    07/27/09

    @JacquesPaysan: Hey, that's MY pick-up line! I mean, without the "Adrian."
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    Image of PhyrePhox PhyrePhox
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    The last time I binged on "heroine" my friends had to forcibly take the remote away from me: I was watching the Princess Leia/golden bikini scene from Jedi over and over and over and over...
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    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    I didn't know Ed Hardy made wing tips.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/27/09

    @disinterested 3rd party: This made me LOL.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    No, when curb-kicking skanks, you wear espadrilles. Disposability is the key there.
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    Instead of using harmless leaf blowers now, the crew moved on to shooting them out of the tree :-D
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/27/09

    @Jim Topoleski: Hell yeah! America!!!!
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    You really have to hand it to Jon Gosselin--making Kate look sympathetic is really quite an achievement, but he appears to be extremely dedicated to the task.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/27/09

    In reply to Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
    Hey Paris Hilton, Narcissus called. He wants his river back.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/27/09

    @BxgrlJeri: Love That!
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