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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    He looks confused when in the recording booth. To quote Cerie from 30 Rock: "Is it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station?"
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    Still, not as bad as the Supreme Court's rendition of "Do they know it's Kwanzaa?"
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    In truth, while there is some excellent Jewish music out there, every family has a CD full of "holiday music" that sounds almost exactly like this -- which they trot out at Hannukah or Passover because it's the only thing grandpa could find under "Jewish" in that crappy corner aisle of the record store.
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    12/08/09

    @TedSez: I have never seen a Jewish section in any record store.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/08/09

    @uncivilly obedient: It's usually under "International" or "World Music." Because we're so exotic.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    as every Jew knows, Passover is where it is really at

    Yeah, but it's not at Christmas Time, and is therefore not a Holiday. It just doesn't have that Christmasy feeling that Hanukkah does! Besides, Hanukkah means Chirstmas, just like Muhammad means Jesus Christ. Oh, I could go on and about this shit. I just love it.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    I'll be really impressed when he writes an ode to Ramadan.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/08/09

    @Lysergic Asset: or to my reproductive choices.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/08/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Whoa there Nelly, I think Utah is still arguing the three/fifths issue.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/08/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten:

    (to the tune of Oklahoma!)

    Reproductive freedom
    comes sweepin' down the plain
    Abortion's not a crime like extortion
    When the desperation comes right behind the pain.
    Reproductive freedom,
    every night my lover and I
    Use every form of birth control it's possible to try

    We know our bodies belong to us
    And we're not tryin' to cause a fuss
    When we say:
    our lives, our choices
    We're only sayin'
    You're doin' fine,
    reproductive freedom
    (we hope)
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/08/09

    @Lysergic Asset: you win a Grammy right now.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/08/09

    @Ogiri W Surie: My face hurts from laughing but I think you might be right.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/08/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I'd like to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for his non-judgmental omniscience...
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/08/09

    @Lysergic Asset: We already have enough enemies. If you've ever heard any of his patriotic songs (usually sung while wearing some horrible sweater woven out of old flags and Sarah Palin's hair extensions) you would beg him not to subject the Muslims to any more pain.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:00 AM

    @ParahSalin: I'm just hoping there's not a fatwa out on me for that attempt at humor.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    "I love Jew
    Jew love me
    We're a happy fa-mi-ly"

    Barney says, "Been there, done that, bitch."
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    Image of Azaria Jagger Azaria Jagger
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    May I be the first to say: I find this adorable.

    "I feel sorry I’m not Jewish sometimes." --Orrin Hatch

    What Christian among us has not occasionally wished to be among the Chosen.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    Lame? Hanukkah? Adrian, Hanukkah is AWESOME. I could eat my weight in latkes and chocolate gelt. And the custom is to give money. No crazy-ass holiday shopping, no awful old-man sweaters that you need to return, just dead presidents.
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    I'm truly in awe how he and Palin love the Jewish people. I'm sorry we've been absolved of killing their lord. Being known as a Christ killer gave me street cred.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    I still don't like him. Even if I were Jewish I wouldn't like him.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/08/09

    In reply to Sen. Orrin Hatch Expresses Love of Jews Through Terrible Song
    Judging from listening to my father-in-law, Yiddish for "Jesus fucking Christ" is "Jesus fucking Christ."
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    12/08/09

    @MyNameIsChris: I thought it was "Jesus H. Christ." In Yiddish, or English.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/08/09

    @misha trotsky: At times, you'd be correct. In his case I think it depends on how badly the Lions are losing.
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Let the Bizarre Ted Kennedy Memorials Begin

    Too soon? (click to see full frame)
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    Image of Snarky1 Snarky1
    08/27/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I've never seen this advertisement! I'm sure Volkswagen caught a shit storm about it at the time, but now we can all openly say that it's three kinds of awesome! At least, I can.
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    08/27/09

    @Snarky1: Guess I should clarify: This is the product of those delightfully twisted minds at the National Lampoon, though I am sure VW caught crap as well!
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/26/09

    In reply to Let the Bizarre Ted Kennedy Memorials Begin
    Is that Orrin Hatch singing?
    (Because he doesn't sound exactly "Utah")
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    08/26/09

    In reply to Let the Bizarre Ted Kennedy Memorials Begin
    You should take a peek at Sarah Palin's Facebook page, it's always good for a laugh. Like seeing people still refer to her as "Senator".

    Today it's got the added edge of vile things about Ted Kennedy from people who only know about Chappaquiddick (it was an accident) and nothing else about what he accomplished.
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    Image of pinkthing pinkthing
    08/26/09

    @se7a7n7: It was an accident that was most likely helped along by his drunk driving. He should be remembered for more, but it seems a bit disingenuous to act as if it was "just" an accident.
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    Image of Iron Gossett Jr. Iron Gossett Jr.
    08/26/09

    @pinkthing: And acting as if he actually was trying to kill her isn't disingenuous?

    It WAS and accident, his actions following the unfortunate incident is where he fucked up.
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    Image of SlantedAndDisenchanted SlantedAndDisenchanted
    08/26/09

    In reply to Let the Bizarre Ted Kennedy Memorials Begin
    I'm just waiting for the NY Post's tribute where they will have a big pic of him on tomorrow's cover with some weepy headline like "Tears for Teddy" and then include an editorial in which they rip him to shreds and completely shit on his life's work. Don't let me down, NY Post!
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