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    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    What the hell is wrong with Marc Rich's face? It looks like the head of a penis that's not getting enough oxygen!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Wait, where's all the outrage about Jimmy Kimmel dating his staffer?

    Did she get special privileges? Did he use his power and prestige to seduce a naive young writer who's barely over 30? Did he ever sleep with her while dating Sarah? Does he have a fold-out couch in his office? Has he ever told sex jokes about other celebrities?

    Oh, and also, did the former co-host of "The Man Show" create a hostile work environment? We demand to know!
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    I thought half the point of getting take-out was so you didn't have to tip. Delivery, you tip. Eating in, you tip. Take-out is supposed to save you that 15-20%.
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    10/11/09

    @Dictator for Life: no kidding! all they're doing is *handing* me the food at the register. I daresay no tip required here.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    10/11/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: If they do something additional for me, like if I ask them to go and get me a drink while I wait or whatever, then I'll give them a buck or two. Otherwise you don't get a tip for handing me something.
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    Cynical Media Bitch promoted this comment merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @Dictator for Life: If I'm a regular and I'm getting takeout, I can usually come up with a buck or two to make it 10%. For me, it's less about principle and more about the relationship I have with the staff.

    If you're a world-famous celebrity, it's probably a good idea to tip anything that moves, just to save yourself the public abuse. (Then again, if I were a world-famous celebrity, I'd send a hanger-on to get my takeout.)

    $70 for steak and mac+cheese? Either it was for a few more people than just Miley and sister, or there's some Olympic-class bulimia going on in that household.

    Oh, and Rudy Giuliani is definitely a dick, and he's been one as long as he's been newsworthy. Between being a lawyer, a prosecuting attorney, a politician, and a prude, does anyone really expect him to be anything else?
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    You're right, Jon, the Jewish family values are great. You could stand to learn one or two hundred of them.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    "Shtupping" and "putz" must be my favorite Yiddishisms of all times. Both these wonderful words, "Frumpracula" AND a Dickens reference? Fire the rockets! Do the hora! Adderall all around!

    Tell you what, Foster: I have a quickfire challenge for you. If you manage to work in "shtupping" in every item you post for the rest of the day, there will be a prize for you at the end.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/11/09

    @snugbug:

    Yup, Foster's the new Shayna Maydl of Sunday Gawker.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    I can't blame Kimmel's writer, really. You wouldn't be able to think up anything funny either if your sex life was like that.
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Totally late to the game, but your The Grind reference yesterday made this piss-poor weekend...uh...tolerable, at the very least. Now I'm going to sit back, and reflect on better days at the Jersey shore, doing bumps off a kitten's paw beneath the Howard Johnson in Asbury. It's true because it happened.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment takeouteurotrash was starred takeouteurotrash was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @takeouteurotrash: The Grind! You found a video! Star: earned. Sometimes, you just gotta hit the right note.
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    Image of NotSafeForLife NotSafeForLife
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Re: that Miley Cyrus story. I didn't know you're supposed to tip when you get take out. I thought the tip was for service, but if I'm not getting served, why would I?

    Maybe I'm just ignorant. Also, who gets Outback takeout?
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment NotSafeForLife was starred NotSafeForLife was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: In New York, you tip for everything. Even when you get mugged, you give them a few bucks just for not punching you in the face and opting for the kidneys instead.
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    Image of dalisstache dalisstache
    10/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: ta da [www.stainedapron.com]
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Edited by dalisstache at 10/11/09 11:56 AM dalisstache was starred dalisstache was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @dalisstache: OMG. I refuse to believe that Tech Money is a bad tipper.
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    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: Dear Abby/Ann Landers (Dear Landers?) Taught me that the rule of thumb is you tip when they bus your table. But NY is a lawless land and all bets are off.
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    Image of dalisstache dalisstache
    10/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: all his cash goes into that sweet 'do of his. bleaching isn't cheap, you know!
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    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: I was going to comment on the same thing... I don't think I've ever left a tip for take out... but then again, I live in the wastelands that make up the rest of North America.
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    10/11/09

    @DeadliestSin: Ha! Me too.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment sparklyharempants was starred sparklyharempants was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @sparklyharempants: Honestly? They work in restaurants. It takes them five to ten minutes for someone to take your order, process it, make sure it's right, and get it to you. Should it be this way? No! Is it this way? Yes! So you can either rebel against the dominant paradigm, or not stiff someone. Your call.
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    Image of Benny Benny
    08/27/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    So what's the problem?

    Science is amazing. Real dinosaurs would be a dream come true.

    Sounds like the ones being too influenced by Jurassic Park are you guys. Luddites.
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    Image of andheartss haz it andheartss haz it
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    Did Larson completely skip the last 20 minutes of The Lost World??
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    08/26/09

    @andheartss haz it: I think even the director and film crew did as well.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    That's wierd because I was just working on my plans to project a forcefield around the planet.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    Do this and do this now. I want to see god-damned real dinosaurs.
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    08/26/09

    @Voyou_Charmant: Amen. Honestly, who the fuck, when they really think about it, doesn't want to see a live T-Rex? I think even the most vocal ethical complaints would be replaced with "Holy shit...that's the tits."
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/26/09

    @SpicyMeatball: Exactly. "That's wrong! You're playing God! It's not Right! I Objec....Hey, look, a cute baby stegosaurus! Awwwwwwww"
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    I always knew Canada would find a way to conquer North America.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed

    Yeah,but Hans, you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

    You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had, you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!
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    Image of Lightice Lightice
    08/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_SameGreatTaste!: Incidentally I thought that one of the worst speeces in the movie. There isn't a scientist alive who didn't stand on the shoulders of geniouses - remember the quote from Sir Isaac Newton, circa 18th century?

    With us humans, the thing is that if we can do something, at least one of the six billion of us will. That's why it's best to do the questionable things publically for a good purpose, since if you don't, someone else will do the same in secret for nefarious ends.

    Still, I wonder what this guy is aiming at. Whatever the movie says, there's not much money or use in dino-birds in themselves. What theory is being proved, or discovery made with this experiment? That's what I'd like to know, but this bit of news doesn't tell us. Link to a more serious science news site about the matter, please.
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    GitEmSteveDave_SameGreatTaste! promoted this comment Lightice was starred Lightice was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    08/26/09

    @Lightice: His point was, that unlike karate or excellent marksmanship, there was no discipline required. A man who can kill with his bare hands or shoot the eye out of a king of hearts from 1,000 yards off is not likely(I didn't say never) to do so if he's angry because his team lost. That kind of skill and knowledge also comes with discipline from the many hours/days/months/years spent honing the skill.

    What Hammond's scientists had done was read the work of others and took the next step. What that means is they didn't have to deal with the consequences/outcomes of the previous research. They also weren't in it FOR research. They were in it for pure profit. Before they had a chance to test every outcome, they went ahead full steam and cranked out dinosaurs, with no guarantee that they could not escape the park and become an invasive species that could kill people. Satler's part also reinforced that point when she brought up that they had plants in the visitor center that could kill a child if they put one LEAF in their mouth.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_SameGreatTaste!: Good, but every third word should be "uh..."
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    08/26/09

    In reply to Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
    Dino-chickens? Man that will be one big drumstick!
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