I read a bio of Peter O'Toole that said he almost left the theatre before accepting his lifetime achievement award in protest of the strict no-alcohol policy at the Oscar venue; he was only mollified to stay when a PA smuggled in some hooch. Anyway, I heartily embrace your vote for a more dipsomaniacal ceremony a la the Globes - though to customize the event even further, the centerpieces of the guests' tables could consist of silver trays filled with white powder (which Wolfgang Puck could mold into the shape of the statuette and sprinkle with gold dust). #oscar
Bring on Zombie Bob Hope as host and give out the scientific and technical awards at the main event. Oh, and let Zombie Allan Carr stage the production numbers. No one will want to watch anything else. #oscar
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Somehow I recall theft of about one percent not working out so well after all. #omarosa
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( Also, to keep her in line, they'll fill her up with Prozac and hit her on the head with a rubber mallet.) #omarosa
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