A woman in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment, and making terroristic threats, all because her dumb boyfriend was hungry.

According to Pasadena police, 11 people were arrested at the Beyoncé-Jay Z concert at the Rose Bowl Saturday night. Among the arrested was Roberto Alcaraz-Garnica, 25, of San Diego, who allegedly bit a man's fingertip off after groping the man's girlfriend.

Three matadors were gored in succession on Wednesday at a major event of Spain's bullfighting season. Fearing more bovine revenge, organizers canceled the remaining fights.

If you get your nuts in a vise, you'll be lucky to have them in a sling afterwards. In fact, you'll be lucky to stay alive. It's physiology!

He's gonna be sore tomorrow!

A man who arrived at his local hospital complaining of stomach pains was found to have a bottle lodged deep inside his abdomen and no memory of how it got up there.

A teenager who crashed into a tree while allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol was found to have stashed an unusually large quantity of stolen jewelry inside his rectum, police in Pennsylvania said.

A Detroit-area woman who was allegedly trying to "protect" her dog from a stray cat went about it in the worst possible way — by kicking snow in its face.

A desperately lonely man who was unable to find a girlfriend decided he had no more use for his penis — and proceeded to cut it off.

If you were thinking it would be a good idea to get drunk and let your friend tee off your face, this "golf fail" video might convince you otherwise.

It wasn't irony so much as a stereotypical metaphor, but it was unquestionably worse than rain.

An airman most likely training to be a member of the Air Force Security Forces volunteers to get Tasered and inadvertently invites one of her trainers to share in her pain.

Police in Tennessee say a woman severely injured herself last week while attempting to extract a wad of cash she had stolen from her boyfriend and hidden inside her rectum.

Nicola Peate is still recovering from a dislocated jaw she sustained while attempting to bite into a triple-patty burger that pokes fun at fat American youths.

Stick a fork in this story, humanity is done.

A speeding driver who was endangering the lives of children in Norfolk, Virginia, was expressing his displeasure at being told to slow down by brandishing a gun, when the weapon accidentally discharged and struck him in the groin.

A Dominican man says he doesn't know how it happened, just that he woke up after a night of heavy drinking without his penis.

An Arkansas man paralyzed from the waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a "burning pain," only to find his dog chewing on a ball. His ball, that is.