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    Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Congratulations to "Louboutins" on being the inaugural winner of Best Song Which Jennifer Lopez Performed, During Which She Fell On Her Ass. I always thought it was going to be a cover of "Dr. Beat."
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    I must say, nice recovery.

    I imagine that she lost her balance because Adam Lambert was warming up backstage. In a related incident, Paris Hilton's newest dog is now sterile.
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    I thought part of the reason for lip synching -- besides not letting the world know how poorly he/she actually sings -- was so the singer could run around and dance. This trollop was lip synching and STILL couldn't pull off the dancing??
    Also, no one stopped to think that her dancers would be sweaty halfway through the performance, and that walking up their backs would make her shoes slippery?
    Anyway, that was awesome. Almost as awesome as this instant classic:
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Guess she'll have to settle for the bronze.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    I'm listening to James Taylor with video on mute and it was humorous to hear him crone Walk on down a country road as she walks up their backs and fell.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Ha, someone on Twitter just told me that they cut her fall out of the West Coast broadcast.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    On the West Coast we got a super slo-mo of her jumping off the dancer's back, and joined the rest of the dance in regular time. No fall. Lame.
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    11/23/09

    @DeezerD: Well, she did have another three hours to get it right.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Ha: "Best Body Part Upon Which Jennifer Lopez Fell: Ass"
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Manolo paid her to do this. You know it, I know it, she knows it.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    I feel sorry for her, really. But it wasn't so much the fall as much as the high-waist bloomers, support hose, and ass bounce trifecta. Might as well been wearing a medic alert bracelet.

    Seriously, everything about this performance was a bad decision, from the horrendous song, the awful concept, and the unnecessary dancer rock pile. Not sure what she was thinking.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Meanwhile, in Chicago, Devin Hester's pants get pulled down. The Night of Ass, everybody.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    All that vocoding makes one imbalanced..

    I can't tell what the lyrics are to this horrid song but it sounds like she's actually saying "I'm fallin'"..
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Boom Boom Pow
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    I loved how she flipped out on her dancers as it went to commercial, as if it was their fault she fell on her ass.

    Also, we really need a post about Adam Lambert's performance...
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: you can't walk all over your dancers and expect good things...
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: I really don't know what to say though. He made me feel a lot of feelings and I don't even know what some of them are.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    @Calraigh: I think my favorite part was when he tugged on the one girl's camel toe.
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    Edited by Matt Cherette at 11/23/09 12:46 AM Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: For a minute there it looked like he was trying to switch on a lamp, but after the mimed bj I think my brain may have short-circuited. It amped up again however after he ate the face off the androgynous keyboardist who really, really didn't care. The out-of tune screeching really paled in comparison.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    @Calraigh: I'm tempted to just put this comment on the front page, because it pretty much sums up the entire performance.
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    Edited by Matt Cherette at 11/23/09 12:46 AM Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: Azaria is on it!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    @Adrian Chen: Excellent! There is just so much material there, I don't even know where to begin.
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: I just kept thinking if they panned to a wide-shot of the audience, it'd be just like Springtime For Hitler . Except that all the open-mouthed people would be moms and their tear-stained daughters, with their '' I LUV U ADAMMMMMXXX '' posters all crumpled in their fists.
    Can't wait for the news cycle this week!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09


    @Adrian Chen: P.S. Here's a couple of good pictures from some of the most "controversial" moments of his performance, if she wants them.
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/23/09

    @Adrian Chen: YUSS!
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    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: I'm thinking he fell over after this, yes? Maybe the two are related. Because this is exactly the sequence of events in my head.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    @Calraigh: I think so. It all blended together at some point, though. I'll have to go back and watch it again.
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    Edited by Matt Cherette at 11/23/09 1:04 AM Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @Matt Cherette: Thank you for pointing this out too! Everyone said she handled it gracefully, but they obviously missed her FLIPPING shit as she walked offstage. Then she realized the cameras were there and toned it down until she met up with her handlers in the dressing room.

    Lame.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: J.Lo's vocal range is four notes. 4. Sing most of her songs, and you'll be able to sing it all in a very, very tiny range. She is talentless, but her butt has carried her a long way.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
    Perfect ass? I thought J.Lo's ass was officially considered overrated now. And why is J.Lo sill trying to be a singer? Justl let it go J.Lo.
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    Image of MrHaroHaro MrHaroHaro
    11/23/09

    @heywhat: Agreed. As a Latino/Hispanic (don't know which fits) I think hers is actually below average and never quite understood what the big deal was.
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