Stodgy, hidebound members of the establishment (who wouldn't know a bold new idea if it bit them in the ass) might not like to hear this, but we're going to get right up in their face and tell them anyhow: Outback Steakhouse is back— rebelliously.
Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, America's favorite funnymen, taped their own "decision" for last night's ESPY Awards. Like LeBron James' show last Thursday, the show was an entire hour long—which they they didn't know how to fill, either.
Though nobody expects a ton of integrity from Survivor, the lengths they go to in making Outback Steakhouse seem palatable are extreme. Strangely, eating an Outback feast's a prize for the winning tribe, not a punishment for the losing one.
