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    Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary

    Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty

    What America Needs Is An Awesome Pirate War

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/09/09

    In reply to Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary
    I desire him ardently.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes this! Between those dark eyes and those yummy arms, I just melt.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/09/09

    @eXXX: I have offered an extraspecial goody bag to whoever can get me a peep at his kisser. Offer stands!
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Honestly I don't understand why he still needs to conceal himself anymore. Isn't he pretty much out there..ie if someone was going to apprehend him, they could just do it at this point couldn't they? Does he really need to cover his face still?? It makes me wonder if there's something scary hidden under there.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/09/09

    @BookishLookish: You have a bottle of wine, sex, and when you wake up *BAM* your eyes have been replaced with Nicholas Cage's, and you have Will Smith's ears stitched to your head.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: More likely he would replace my mouth with a closed zipper and a Dangerous Curves sign on my ass.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/09/09

    @eXXX: I could pick those pretty eyes out of a lineup any day of the week.
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    07/09/09

    In reply to Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary
    Now, if we could only find out who Dickchicken is.... Sigh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/09/09

    @overunderover: I'm promoting this comment, though I do not understand it. I just adore OUO.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/09/09

    @overunderover: Dickchicken, Neckface, Earsnot, and I think I saw some straight-up Chickenjuice, too. NYC graffiti artists could be made into some truly foul matzoh ball soup. And maybe Ana Peru Ana would eat it?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    07/10/09

    @overunderover: I see him all over Bushwick! Who is he?
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/09/09

    In reply to Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary
    Blah blah art. Blah blah collective. Just take your shirt off.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/09/09

    In reply to Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary
    Art show in Jersey? That's like playing center field for the Staten Island Yankees.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/09/09

    @son of spam: Or winning a Golden Globe.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/09/09

    @DahlELama: Nice.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    I hope the pirates don't use Paypal. Otherwise, they could be in for some nasty refund requests on that ransom once the Ukrane has the tanker safely back.
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    Image of Beausoleil Beausoleil
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    Just you wait: one of those guys will make Obama's cabinet.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    02/05/09

    @Beausoleil: Because I bet they aren't paying income taxes either!
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    Anyone have a boat? I think gawker commenters should give this pirating thing a try.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    02/05/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Real pirates steal boats. Let's meet at the marina.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    Well, they're bringing back Bonnie and Clyde, the folk heroes of the other Depression. Everybody in hard times hates bankers and oil tycoons, but especially insurance. Boy, do they hate insurance.
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    Image of CablinasianDem CablinasianDem
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    I'd really like to see Aaron Sorkin adapt Pirates of Penzance for the Somali pirates.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/05/09

    @CablinasianDem: The pedeconferencing will always end abruptly, thanks to the plank.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    I hope these pirates are inspiring kids around the world, and the world becomes a pirate-based economy and we become a piratocracy and we pay for things in dubloons


    Buy stock in eye patches and parrots, TRUST ME

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    02/05/09

    @leonleonleon: When I grow up, I want to be a wench!
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    I'm sorry but when you take "a Ukrainian weapon-trafficking ship" you are the king of bad-ass men and your dick must drag on the ground behind you. These guys rule.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    It takes balls to hijack a boat full of automatic weapons and tanks. One would think the crew of the Ukranian ship would have unpacked a few AK's when passing through pirate territory.
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    02/05/09

    In reply to Somali Pirates Make Off With Money, Guns, Lots of Booty
    When are tankers going to arm themselves and start blowing these guys out of the water before they even get close to their tanker? Why don't the hire Blackwater or something? I just don't get it.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/05/09

    @blakeley: I would think that four laser-guided, bazooka-like guns and an on-board, eight-hour training class for the crew would take care of most problems. This couldn't cost more than $100k. Let's throw in a case (24) of AK-47s for good measure (add $5k).


    Of course, maybe the pirates would just increase their numbers and/or fire power.

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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    02/05/09

    @blakeley: It's like the troubles we had when we were pickpocketed in Paris. The first problem you have is finding someone somewhere who thinks robbing tourists is bad.
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    Image of Furious George Furious George
    11/24/08

    In reply to What America Needs Is An Awesome Pirate War
    Ya see that, Kiera Knightley? It's really happening now. Everything I said in my second 48-page letter to you (a.k.a., "Exhibit 12") is coming true.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/24/08

    In reply to What America Needs Is An Awesome Pirate War
    "I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents."

    -Maj. Gen. Smedley "Gimlet Eye" Butler
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