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    Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer

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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer

    Then we can paint the star and crescent on their storefronts and stitch it on their clothes so everyone can be safe. #polls
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    Of course, most U.S. Muslims don't shoot up their fellow soldiers. I mean, look at the Black Muslims. They're so busy raising their fists in the Black Power salute and combing out their nappy afros, it's a surprise that they find time to serve in the military. I'm not saying they're the best (in fact they waver between uppity and shiftless), but you can spot them by following the fried chicken crumbs and watermelon seeds.

    We need something to let us spot the Jihadi Muslims. Sure, their crazy eyes are a dead giveaway; but by the time you get close enough to see the crazy eyes, they've set off their bomb-vests.

    I used to think that I had a foolproof way to identify the Jihadi Muslims from their moderates, but then I found out that those guys with the dots on their foreheads are Indians and there is no such thing as a Hindu Muslim.

    Someone said that there are slope Muslims but I don't buy the idea that the guy bringing me Chicken Chow Mein is a Jihadi. Last time I checked, Asia was nothing but Chinks, Gooks, and Japs.

    Now you might think that sweeping generalizations are a bad thing, but they allow us to deal with a large problem in an expedient manner. The Afro-American soldiers are usually pretty loud and foul-mouthed and they usually have gold teeth. But they serve decently enough.

    So how is it a problem to view all Muslims as Jihadi Muslims until they show that there is a non Jihadi kind of Muslim? In fact, the more I think about it, those Black Muslims aren't real Muslims.

    This is not Islamophobia, it is Islamo-realism. #polls
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    11/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I continue to love you. #polls
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You've been on fire the last couple of days. Whatever you're drinking, keep drinking, no matter what the people at the intervention say. #polls
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/11/09

    @SaraRueful: Well this is the time of year when I've got to make my bid for a COTY nomination. So I'm upping the snark, the profanity, and the veiled threats to the UN.

    (honestly, who do I need to give a rimjob to to get a nomination?)
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    how about we do it like WWII: German-americans fight the Japanese and Japanese-Americans fight the Germans! All we need to do now is start another broad, worldwide war with someone else. I say Scientology! #polls
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    Image of Mrs. Beeton Mrs. Beeton
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    To be fair to Fischer, most of the military's Arabic translators are probably Methodist. #polls
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/11/09

    @Mrs. Beeton: Just what we need: more drunks. #polls
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    I like the idea of the jihadi detector but you'd have to build in some safe codes in case someone wearing one is near a Taco Bell..... because eating a TC burrito is like rigging your ass with explosives, and the last thing you want is Allahu Akbar alarms going off when you're about to commit jihad over a toilet bowl a couple of hours later. #polls
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    I guess we could tell which of our Muslim soldiers are going to turn out to become mass murdering jihadis the same way we find out which cracker- assed suburban scum are going to turn out to be family-killing child rapists, dip shit.

    [www.vancouverite.com] #polls
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    Bill's comment - you can't just kill people you don't like - was educational to his viewership. Fischer's was inflammatory and baseless, to say nothing of racist or against the very principles of equality upon which this nation was founded. #polls
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    You know, Bill O' Reilly sets a low bar, but Bryan Fischer limbos right under it. Congratulations, sir- you are truly the lesser scum which feeds upon scum. #polls
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    So, um, Muslims serving in the armed forces are actually cylons? I wonder if Gaius Baltar has perfected that cylon detector of his yet.

    Nice thing to say on Veteran's Day, Fischer. You piece of shit. #polls
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/11/09

    @sarrible: I'd like to know where Bryan Fischer thinks we're going to get our Arab translators from. Indiana? #polls
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/11/09

    @katastic: I hear there's a huge crowd of Pashto-speakers in Connecticut just begging to enlist. Except that they're all gay. Wah-wah. #polls
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    How about some Catho-realism? Anybody remember the name of the longest continuously operating terrorist organization in recent history?

    Hint: They killed innocent civilians, blew up giant bombs, kidnapped and killed policemen, shot up numerous public places, and actively plotted the assassination of major opposition leaders over a period of eighty years.

    Answer: the good ol' Irish Republican Army. So why not give all the active military Catholics the boot? #polls
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    Image of Mariallena Mariallena
    11/11/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat:
    I thought you were talking about the CIA. #polls
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    This could be fun:

    It is time, I suggest, to stop the practice of allowing ______ to ___________...
    Of course, most ______ don't ________. Fine. As soon as ______ give us a foolproof way to identify their _______ from their ______, we'll go back to allowing them to ____. #polls
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: If you are going to do a Racist MadLibs, you have to put noun, verb, adverb, etc. in the blanks. #polls
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    Image of TheKenoshaKid TheKenoshaKid
    11/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious:
    1. NYU students
    2. attend the library
    3. NYU students
    4. leap to their deaths
    5. NYU
    6. kamikaze students
    7. pot dealers
    8. attend the library #polls
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    The military hasn't even developed a reliable gaydar.. the Islamodar is wayyyy off, buddy. #polls
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    11/11/09

    @Skeetz: hmm islamodar doesn't sound right.. jihadodar? splodeydar? #polls
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    Only a liberal sheeple could look at these passages as anything but two men who are trying their darndest to keep Muslims out of harm's way. #polls
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/11/09

    @Beau Nerd: By putting facts IN harm's way. #polls
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/11/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Facts are just another special interest fringe group demanding preferential treatment from the state. #polls
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    You know someone would be torn apart if they suggested the killings had to do with just being a Soldier and that we should be wary of our Soldiers in general. #polls
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/10/09

    In reply to Crazy Anti-Muslim Rant of the Day
    holy shit, well deserved too. I missed the poll, but going back and reading it made my skin crawl.

    Can we also coin the phrase "going tunku" for when someone says something so idiotic, it makes you go blind for a couple minutes? #tunkuvaradarajan
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