I told you all last time, Andrea Peyser is such a closet feeder! She totally loves the fatties, especially Lynne Stewart. There's just too much protest going on to not think Andrea goes to bed every night fantasizing she's feeding Lynne pastries with one hand and finger fucking her with the other. Someday, she'll admit her desires.
and fuck her for wishing death on someone dealing with breast cancer, or for any fucking reason.
When you look like Andrea, you really shouldn't be commenting on the looks of others. Thin doesn't always equal attractive and it doesn't in Ms. Peyser's case.
She looks a little like Carrie Fisher and I mean that in the "What Carrie Fisher looks like now" kind of way. In any case, I find her unsuitable to discuss sex. Geez, why do all the sex ladies look like they've never actually had coitus, and if they did, it was purely by accident or after a drunk-dial?
@Spirit Fingers: The difference being, I don't think Carrie Fisher is going around judging other women based on their looks. Arbiters of attractiveness should be required to be attractive themselves.
@Spirit Fingers: ...if Carrie Fisher had a hate-fuck baby with Mr. Burns, gave it a sub-Ramones haircut and nursed it on bile and muriatic acid, you mean.
@BookishLookish: Au contraire, Martha does not excrete anything untoward. Suggesting anything of the kind will cause her to brandish her hot glue gun menacingly and hostages will be taken and glittered.
@scroll_lock: I forgot, fake WASPs don't make. They just turn their waste into fury-making energy byproduct, recycling it into their bodies so they can suppress their Jersey accents, desire for starchy Eastern European food and knit, knit, knit.
@momof3wildkids: I think she's related to the brilliant actor and writer John Turturro. See the resemblance? But John can carry it. Andrea, not so much.
Do you think she was in her dressing gown, sipping a third glass of red wine, staring at a laptop while rocking back and forth in an attempt to summon the outrage necessary to excrete something like this? Or does she just sit down and spool it right up?
@NYM: From a bottomless well of black bile, through the hole in her soul directly to the keyboard. All the while petting her kittycat and saying, "Yes, Mr. Wiggles. Yes."
You decide if the kittycat I describe has 4 paws and a tail.
@Unsolicited Advice: She doesn't sit down at first (because watching Triumph of the Will gets her too pumped to sit). Otherwise, her pre-writing routine was pretty accurately portrayed by the "Goodbye Horses" scene in Silence of the Lambs.
We're the young girl saying "No no! Help me!" and the government is Glenn Beck. In the end, I think we will all be nine years old, and dead, until proven otherwise. #outrage
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and fuck her for wishing death on someone dealing with breast cancer, or for any fucking reason.
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C'mon, Guys. Let's not forget that Andrea Peyser is the greatest American journalist to ever meet Nelson Mandela WHILE WEARING A FUCKING FANNY PACK.
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Wait... so is breast cancer caused by saggy boobs? Or lack of dignity?
Either way, has anybody alerted medical science?!
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FALSE!!!!!!
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I'll reform, I promise! Just don't take away my Maidenform!
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Also, on the prison dignity-o-meter, I should think the terlet right there in the cell would be a tad higher grievance than flapping around braless.
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@BettyCrocker: Her overbite is Simpsonesque. Selma or Patty, that is the question.
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Andrea Peyser writes for The Post
Her thighs cottage cheesy
Pale as Casper the Ghost
She writes hateful screeds
In ink made of bile
Or the blood of a virginal innocent child.
She's kind of odd about gender roles
Obsessed with what people do with their holes
But she likes pretty ladies in silk pantyhose.
If you're liberal and overweight
She thinks you and Death are late for a date.
Lib'rulism and chin rolls are worthy of hate.
So this is the story of Andrea Peyser
Conservatard = good. Liberal? Despise her!
This is hypocrisy at its most neat
Coming from a woman who can open a beer...
From across the room...
With her teeth.
#tips
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@momof3wildkids: I think she's related to the brilliant actor and writer John Turturro. See the resemblance? But John can carry it. Andrea, not so much.
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You decide if the kittycat I describe has 4 paws and a tail.
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