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    Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies

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    11/20/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    I told you all last time, Andrea Peyser is such a closet feeder! She totally loves the fatties, especially Lynne Stewart. There's just too much protest going on to not think Andrea goes to bed every night fantasizing she's feeding Lynne pastries with one hand and finger fucking her with the other. Someday, she'll admit her desires.

    and fuck her for wishing death on someone dealing with breast cancer, or for any fucking reason.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    When you look like Andrea, you really shouldn't be commenting on the looks of others. Thin doesn't always equal attractive and it doesn't in Ms. Peyser's case.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    She looks a little like Carrie Fisher and I mean that in the "What Carrie Fisher looks like now" kind of way. In any case, I find her unsuitable to discuss sex. Geez, why do all the sex ladies look like they've never actually had coitus, and if they did, it was purely by accident or after a drunk-dial?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/19/09

    @Spirit Fingers: The difference being, I don't think Carrie Fisher is going around judging other women based on their looks. Arbiters of attractiveness should be required to be attractive themselves.
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    11/19/09

    @Spirit Fingers: ...if Carrie Fisher had a hate-fuck baby with Mr. Burns, gave it a sub-Ramones haircut and nursed it on bile and muriatic acid, you mean.
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    Because there is no such thing as a fat, unattractive conservative woman?
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies

    C'mon, Guys. Let's not forget that Andrea Peyser is the greatest American journalist to ever meet Nelson Mandela WHILE WEARING A FUCKING FANNY PACK.
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    11/19/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: She needs a special place to keep her extra Bitter Plus.
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    11/19/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Her meeting with Mandela has all the gravitas of that time the ANTM models got to stand in his jail cell.
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    11/19/09

    @Steverino Begins: But I don't remember the models having matronly upper arms.
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    11/19/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Hey, at least it was white leatha that was embellished with my mom's bedazzler.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    If there is anyone, anywhere, who should not be nasty about the way other people look, it is Andrea Peyser.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    Lawyer Elizabeth Fink said her obese client's breast cancer was sure to return in a place where women are denied the dignity of wearing bras.

    Wait... so is breast cancer caused by saggy boobs? Or lack of dignity?

    Either way, has anybody alerted medical science?!
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    11/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: [www.google.ca] - I always heard it was the exact opposite - not that I believe either rumour.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies

    FALSE!!!!!!
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/19/09

    @Deric: That pic is just... wow.
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    11/19/09

    @Deric: Wait, I thought you couldn't wear bras in prison.
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    11/19/09

    @Deric: Judging by the cover, the guy apparently posted a fat joke on Jezebel.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    All this hot undignified prison talk makes me want to liveblog a showing of Prisoner of Cell Block H.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: I'm so totally there. Because...Damn the bloody screws, Lizzie. Just Damn 'em.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    I'm sorry, what? There are no bras in prison? The government really ought to use this factoid in one of those "scared straight" campaigns.
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    11/19/09

    @misslinda: If you can carry a shiv under each breast, you really need one.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/19/09

    @misslinda: Aren't female prisons one of the popular porn themes? Now we know why.
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: The shiv test. I've heard of it. Much rougher than the pencil test.
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    11/19/09

    @misslinda: Hmm, I see a nice advertising opportunity:

    I'll reform, I promise! Just don't take away my Maidenform!
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: And that metal is cold!
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Yep. I prefer to hide a razor in my Isro instead.
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    Edited by BookishLookish at 11/19/09 10:08 AM BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: "Scared, Lifted, and Separated"
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: "Flopped Straight!"
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Just one more way to nipple crime in the bud.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    I don't care WHAT she says--I always loved her as Jackie on The Roseanne Show!
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    11/19/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Hah. Jackie would never be so classless.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    Wait, so wearing a bra prevents the breastesses cancers?

    Also, on the prison dignity-o-meter, I should think the terlet right there in the cell would be a tad higher grievance than flapping around braless.
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: When Martha was in the clink, she knit her own toilet cozy to solve that problem.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Au contraire, Martha does not excrete anything untoward. Suggesting anything of the kind will cause her to brandish her hot glue gun menacingly and hostages will be taken and glittered.
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: I forgot, fake WASPs don't make. They just turn their waste into fury-making energy byproduct, recycling it into their bodies so they can suppress their Jersey accents, desire for starchy Eastern European food and knit, knit, knit.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Penal Pierogies!
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Maybe she poops hot glue, kind of like a spider.
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Hoosegow hor d'oeuvres!
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    11/19/09

    @sanyucat: hearted!
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Penal pierogies are made of sawdust, sink water and shredded centerfolds from Nugget magazine.
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    11/19/09

    @blix: Solitary streudel
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Just like Mom used to make.
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Clink canapes.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Sanks!
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    11/19/09

    @blix: Cooler Kool-Aid
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    11/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Riker's rumaki? I made it myself.
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    11/19/09

    @blix: Unleavenworthed bread. MMM.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    Is that supposed to be a glamour shot? If so, fire the photographer. That overbite looks like she can open a beer from across the room with her teeth.
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    11/19/09


    @BettyCrocker: Her overbite is Simpsonesque. Selma or Patty, that is the question.
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    11/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: Won't you gift us with a poem this fine morning?
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Pls remember to pronounce it "poym".
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    11/19/09

    @momof3wildkids: Yes! I've always thought she looked kind of like a real life Simpsons character. Selma and Patty are way cuter than Andrea though.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Andrea Peyser writes for The Post
    Her thighs cottage cheesy
    Pale as Casper the Ghost

    She writes hateful screeds
    In ink made of bile
    Or the blood of a virginal innocent child.

    She's kind of odd about gender roles
    Obsessed with what people do with their holes
    But she likes pretty ladies in silk pantyhose.

    If you're liberal and overweight
    She thinks you and Death are late for a date.
    Lib'rulism and chin rolls are worthy of hate.

    So this is the story of Andrea Peyser
    Conservatard = good. Liberal? Despise her!

    This is hypocrisy at its most neat
    Coming from a woman who can open a beer...

    From across the room...

    With her teeth.

    #tips
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: Henceforth, your name should be BardCrocker.
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    11/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: Brava!
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: I was going for Seuss, but I think I got Poe.
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    11/19/09

    @momof3wildkids: Why thakee, milady!
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    11/19/09


    @momof3wildkids: I think she's related to the brilliant actor and writer John Turturro. See the resemblance? But John can carry it. Andrea, not so much.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/19/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
    Do you think she was in her dressing gown, sipping a third glass of red wine, staring at a laptop while rocking back and forth in an attempt to summon the outrage necessary to excrete something like this? Or does she just sit down and spool it right up?
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    11/19/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: She spools it right up.
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    11/19/09

    @NYM: From a bottomless well of black bile, through the hole in her soul directly to the keyboard. All the while petting her kittycat and saying, "Yes, Mr. Wiggles. Yes."

    You decide if the kittycat I describe has 4 paws and a tail.
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    11/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: Anyone who is publicly commenting on how unattractive others are, should, at the very least, be Heidi Klum.
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    11/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: People like her give cat people a bad name.
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    11/19/09

    @NYM: Based on Heidi's (accurate) public persona as a sweetheart, she'd never tell people they were ugly. Love the person, hate her dress, maybe.
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    11/19/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: She doesn't sit down at first (because watching Triumph of the Will gets her too pumped to sit). Otherwise, her pre-writing routine was pretty accurately portrayed by the "Goodbye Horses" scene in Silence of the Lambs.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    We're the young girl saying "No no! Help me!" and the government is Glenn Beck. In the end, I think we will all be nine years old, and dead, until proven otherwise. #outrage
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