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03/15/09
(Hilarious in the past tense, that is. Not so fun when you are right in the thick of it.)
03/15/09
03/15/09
I mean, not everyone is Heston Blumenthal. And why should they be?
03/15/09
Even on Hell's Kitchen consistency and efficiency are often valued over creativity. So for someone who's billed himself as a pragmatic businessman, the eroding restaurant empire is probably a lot more embarrassing than being labeled a pretty average cook.
03/15/09
03/15/09
JA tweeting Kevin Rose,
Bourbon barrels being drunk by that Chiore,
Mary Rambin trying on some hose.
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the city's blight.
Tiny geighs with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Denton's on his way;
He's loaded lots of booze and twinkies for his geighs.
And every commenter is going to spy,
To see if Balk really knows how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To commenters from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very warm recession to you.