Cheese'n Rice!! I have to take half a Xanax to ride the subway most of the time...now I'm freaked out I'm going to get sucked down a Swiss atomic K-hole.
I'm leaving work early--I'm going home to make a drink and play my new "Celebration" CD very loudly while crying quietly on my couch.
@brookguy: Before the LHC opened for biddness in September '08, scientists theorized that it COULD be possible that accelerating subatomic particles and clashing them MIGHT yield antimatter, ie, microscopic black holes. It hasn't happened yet, so I doubt it ever will. Rest easy and enjoy your weekend gimlet(s).
It didn't happen only through the efforts of two gallant gentlemen from Florida who sued away the possibility. Better living through bitter litigation!
When material objects get sucked into the belly of a black hole, they don't disappear from view. They appear suspended in perpetuity on the brink of the event horizon. Which means that even if the Earth collapses into a black hole, the universe will still have to watch "Dancing With the Stars."
I'm just glad they have that smirking chimp David Gregory in his chair, so I know the Republic is safe.
Bwahaha. Fuck Gregory. Shame about the ratings. Has there been time enough past to say Tim Russert was a hack and a courtesan of the powerful, without a single original thought as he introduced endless guests telling us how we needed to brutalize the people of Iraq without mercy or human decency? Because of fake imaginary weapons?
Yes, it's time enough. Fuck Tim Russert, salesman for the Iraq war. Too bad there's a line of people waiting to replace him. Talking the hawkish tawk on behalf of the military-industrial complex. Genial spokesperson for blasting the fuck out of some other foreign country.
Oh, but apparently he was a jolly fellow when he wasn't inviting people on camera to advocate a disastrous war. Ho-ho, Tim was one them, that tiny Beltway crowd with their entitlement and heads firmly up their own asses.
@Baroness: I must admit I've not once watched Gregory on MTP (my Sunday mornings are otherwise occupied) but I feel that these recaps distill his essence quite nicely.
The exhibit would be perfect if Carville and Matalin were sitting in the mock-office, as if they were waiting for Big Tim to show up. To pass the time, they could bicker in their campy way over some nonsense.
@MrInBetween: lovely, yes. with pat buchanan denying the holocaust, bill o'reilly denying the loofah and rush limbaugh denying the drug addiction and the sex trips.
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How do I know this? Transcontinental flights and low standards.
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No, seriously. I'm hoping we're not depending on NASA (ye of the Arby's Moon Landing Instructional Video) to save us from intergalactic war.
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I'm leaving work early--I'm going home to make a drink and play my new "Celebration" CD very loudly while crying quietly on my couch.
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It didn't happen only through the efforts of two gallant gentlemen from Florida who sued away the possibility. Better living through bitter litigation!
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Bwahaha. Fuck Gregory. Shame about the ratings. Has there been time enough past to say Tim Russert was a hack and a courtesan of the powerful, without a single original thought as he introduced endless guests telling us how we needed to brutalize the people of Iraq without mercy or human decency? Because of fake imaginary weapons?
Yes, it's time enough. Fuck Tim Russert, salesman for the Iraq war. Too bad there's a line of people waiting to replace him. Talking the hawkish tawk on behalf of the military-industrial complex. Genial spokesperson for blasting the fuck out of some other foreign country.
Oh, but apparently he was a jolly fellow when he wasn't inviting people on camera to advocate a disastrous war. Ho-ho, Tim was one them, that tiny Beltway crowd with their entitlement and heads firmly up their own asses.
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