'We the People' Petitions Filed in Nineteen States Seeking Permission to Secede from the Union [UPDATE]

In the aftermath of last week's presidential election, residents in at least nineteen states have put up petitions on the government's "We the People" petitioning website seeking the right to secede from the rest of the country.
Freepers Freak Out Over Obama Win, Pen Letter Asking the Queen of England to 'Take Us Back'
Conservatives everywhere are still scratching themselves trying to figure out how a website called UnSkewedPolls could possibly have skewed them wrong.
Watch a Weather Channel Reporter Freak Out During Chicago's Storm
Thundersnow is the term used to describe the simultaneous presence of thunder and snow (duh). Here, Weather Channel personality Jim Cantore, reporting from the streets in Chicago last night, gets startled by some thundersnow. His reaction is appropriately crazy.
