Lindsay Lohan is getting exactly what she needs to jump-start her career: a reality show to air on OWN in 2014. Before that, Oprah will give her a stern-talking to in the form of an interview, set to tape in August when Linds is out of rehab.
Oprah Probes Jason Collins' Sexuality, Asks If He Played With Dolls

Oprah Winfrey's 90-minute interview with newly out NBA center Jason Collins on last night's Oprah's Next Chapter reminded me of a cross between and alien autopsy and the 2011 movie Weekend. Winfrey combed through the minutiae of Collins' gay life like she was studying a different species and/or like they had just…
Here's DMX Repeatedly Freaking Out and Getting His Ass Handed to Him
DMX, the Lindsay Lohan of hip-hop whose messiness has far superseded his art in terms of the current attention he courts, brought his erratic brand of emotional splattering to a 90-minute episode of the OWN series Iyanla Fix My Life last night. Though he spoke as if he had mainlined coke into his larynx, he denied…
La Toya, the Most Relevant Living Jackson Family Member, Has a Reality Show
If you told me 10 years ago that La Toya Jackson's media presence in 2013 would eclipse that of all of her siblings except for her dead brother Michael, I would have laughed at you harder than I ever laughed at her — and I have laughed at La Toya Jackson hard over the years. An entertainer of sorts whose underdog…
Gennifer Flowers Now Looks Like Dolly Parton
Where Are They Now? is kind of like OWN's version of a TLC freak show except the freaks who detail their lives in inevitably fascinating babble are people whose notoriety Oprah Winfrey helped facilitate. (Never forget that OWN is owned by O.) Or at least, they are people formerly of note. Such was the case on last…
Lisa Ling Asks Polyamorous People What It's Like to Be Considered Perverts and Freaks
This week's probing episode of OWN's Our America with Lisa Ling focused on polyamory. In a brash Barbara Walters-esque style, Ling asked several of the profiled subjects what it's like to be considered perverts and freaks by mainstream society for loving multiple people. It was almost cartoonishly rude, but it gave…
Watch Oprah Kiss 'Preeminent Mistress of the Universe' Beyoncé's Ass for Nearly Four Minutes
Last night, two space aliens sat down on a couch and drooled at each other in a pantomime of human interaction on Oprah's Next Chapter. For an unilluminating hour Oprah Winfrey surrendered her usual alpha role probably because that was part of Beyoncé's intergalactic rider. With the big, timely but ultimately fluffy …
Cissy Houston: I Wouldn't Have Liked If Whitney Were Gay, 'Not At All'
Last night, on the eve of the release of her Remembering Whitney book, Whitney Houston's mother Cissy sat down with and croaked at Oprah Winfrey for a very special episode of Oprah's Next Chapter. Crankily honest, Cissy discussed the longstanding rumor that Whitney was involved in a romantic relationship with her best…
'I Deserve to be Punished, I'm Not Sure That I Deserve a Death Penalty': Lance Armstrong on Coming Clean to His Family, Fans
The final half of Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah aired Friday. While the first night focused more on the history of Armstrong's abuse of performance-enhancing drugs, tonight focused largely on the impact coming clean has had on Amstrong, his family (including his son Luke who spent years defending his father…
More proof that ridiculous camp divas are running TV: La Toya Jackson is getting a reality show. Hee hee!
Tom Ford Hilariously Can't Stop Talking About Himself
The Tom Ford episode of Visionairies aired on OWN this fall, but I didn't even know about it until now. (Seriously, who is watching OWN other than Gayle, Maya Angelou, and that weird secretary who works in your office and is obsessed with Fergie—the British one, not the Black Eyed Pea.) Thanks to Steamy Window…
How Can Oprah Save Her Crappy Network?
When Oprah launched her own network earlier this year, the overarching strategic plan for success was: people love anything with Oprah in it for some reason. And yet the network hasn't worked. What needs to be done?
Salon Pretty Sure It's Also Worth $315 Million (More or Less)
In your soggy Monday media column: Salon's sad sale talks fall through, Oprah's network is unpopular, Lorin Stein is the Hot Sexxxy Literary It Boy of the moment, Tina Brown is provincially famous, and John King's future is murky.
Alleged 4Chan Prom Queen Zach Anner May Win OWN Show
"Wheelchair bound lady-magnet" Zach's audition for OWN's Your OWN Show received 9 million contested votes online, winning him a chance to compete in a cutthroat competition where people and their TV dreams are voted off our island. Here's what happened.
Watch Anderson Cooper Gush About Oprah's New Network
For two weeks, Anderson Cooper is taking over Larry King's old CNN time slot. Tonight, during a chat with Joy Behar, Phyllis Diller, Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers, Cooper admitted his love for Oprah Winfrey and OWN's programming. Watch inside.