Wall Street's favorite Times reporter and Lorimer Street's favorite twentysomething blog agree: Occupy Wall Street Sux.
Jay-Z Says He Didn't Understand Occupy, But That Didn't Stop Him from Profiting Off It with T-Shirts
In a lengthy new T Magazine profile of rap kingpin Jay-Z, novelist Zadie Smith got the Jigga Man to open up about, amongst other things, his feelings on last year's Occupy Wall Street takeover of Zuccotti Park. Smith reports Jay got "agitated" when she brought up OWS before launching into a mini-rant about what he…
Protesters Occupy Palin Speech, Get Thrown Out As Crowd Chants 'Sarah' and 'USA'
Sarah Palin delivered what was essentially the cherry-on-top to CPAC this evening, just after the American Conservative Union announced that Mitt Romney had won the conference's annual straw poll. Palin turned 48 today, and the birthday girl was, by far, the conference's darling. ACU chairman Al Cardenas called her…
The Occupy Movement's Price Tag: $13 Million and Counting
The "Occupy" protests active in 18 U.S. cities polled by the Associated Press have cost local municipalities $13 million over the last two months, according to the wire service.
The Single Most Dumbfounding Sentence About Occupy Wall Street Ever Published
Fascist comedy rag the New York Post has consistently produced more Occupy Wall Street-related works of fiction than any other New York-area performance artist. Remember how they essentially tried to pin all of the world's evils on one woman because she had dreadlocks? Really, really advanced stuff, people.
Trillion-Dollar Bank Uses Occupy Wall Street as Laff Line
Let's all read this one together, in unison: "We don't mean to brag, but we've been Occupying Wall Street for 227 years."- BNY Mellon, in ad that a WSJ reporter photographed at last Friday's Financial Follies, the super hilarious funny night of things that people who work in and cover finance think are hilarious.…
Nobody Walks in LA, Including Riot Cops
Meanwhile, over in Los Angeles, the Occupy movement is still going strong, mainly because riot police were stuck in traffic and refused to step down from their running boards and walk the couple blocks to rough up the dirty hippies of the Occupy LA encampment. But the day wasn't a total loss: Everyone passed the time…
Occupy Wall Street's Losing Day in Zuccotti Park
Occupy Wall Street has officially lost the legal battle to occupy Zuccotti Park. While the public is now permitted to re-enter the park, a judge ruled this afternoon that protesters won't be allowed to bring tents or tarps with them, or lie down in the park.
The Top 10 Things Overheard During the Occupy Wall Street Eviction
1. "Sweaty guy in suit and neon vest ripping off signs: 'I've been waiting a long time to do this.'" [@JoshHarkinson]
Donald Trump's Son-In-Law Orders Occupy Wall Streeters to Go Home
The most amusing things of all about the New York Observer are its comically repellent house editorials, which are dictated from on high by owner and Donald Trump family member Jared Kushner and are always, always hilariously right-wing in a way that stands out from the rest of the paper's content like a Trump in…
