Ozzy Osbourne Says He and Sharon Are Not Divorcing, But He Has Been Doing a Lot of Drugs

Ozzy Osbourne has posted a Facebook message to fans following reports that he and his wife of 31 years have gone their separate ways.

Ozzy Osbourne has posted a Facebook message to fans following reports that he and his wife of 31 years have gone their separate ways.

America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne announced yesterday she is quitting the show because, she claims, NBC decided her son Jack was not fit to serve in a fake army.
We all know that Ozzy Osbourne is a mutant freak, and that's why he isn't dead. But did you know his music has the power to find lost children? Well, one lost child, at any rate?
Halle Berry's custody battle gets ugly. Jennifer Aniston could have been an SNL cast member. Whoopi Goldberg on shitting the bed. Lindsay Lohan didn't steal that necklace, she "borrowed" it. Thursday gossip has feminine wiles.
Here is a short clip of Mark Hoppus interviewing reality star (that's what Bieber fans would know him from, right?) Ozzy Osbourne. Yet, the real question is: Blink-182 frontman Mark Hoppus has a talk show on Fuse?
Scientists mapped notoriously drug-addled rocker Ozzy Osbourne's DNA and found genetic mutations they've "never seen before." Most of them are related to his tolerance for drugs and alcohol. There is still no scientific explanation for how he tolerates wife Sharon.
And the award for coolest kid ever of the day goes to... Yuto Miyazawa, a 10-year-old Japanese guitar prodigy, who was invited on stage by Ozzy Osbourne at a recent Connecticut concert to perform "Crazy Train" with him. Watch inside.
[Ozzy Osbourne gets fro-yo on his nose in Malibu. Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Researchers are mapping rock star Ozzy Osbourne's genome hoping to learn something about how the hell he survived, despite all the drugs, and the bat heads. Hopefully they will also figure out what made Master of Reality so bitching. [CBS]
Today at Gawker.TV, Sarah Palin's got a peeping tom as her neighbor, the "Worst DJ Ever" inspires Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell, Ozzy Osbourne freaks out fans at Madam Tussuad's, and Jimmy Fallon and Jake Gyllenhaal get the groove on.
Ozzy Osbourne, a man of few, unintelligible words. Really, he just relies on yelling. Take this video, in which real life Ozzy replaced wax figurine Ozzy at Madame Tussuad's Wax Museum and, surprise, no one can tell the difference.
Sofia Coppola walking with a friend in Soho yesterday ... Emma Roberts shopping at Intermix on Prince Street ... Hugh Jackman leaving a gym in the Village ... Ozzy Osbourne getting out of a SUV and later signing copies of his new book at a Barnes and Noble ... Josh Duhamel standing on Fifth Avenue ... Rosie O'Donnell …
The always amusing Michael Musto of the Village Voice celebrates his 54th birthday today. Julianne Moore is turning 49. Daryl Hannah is turning 49, too. Actress Amanda Seyfried is 24. Ozzy Osbourne is turning 61. French filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard is 79. Actor Brendan Fraser is turning 41. Retired Olympic figure skater…
Whitney Port and (ex-boyfriend!) Jay Lyon walking together in the West Village ... Sarah Jessica Parker leaving her townhouse with her mail in hand ... Julianne Moore walking along Sixth Avenue with husband Bart Freundlich and their kids ... Liev Schreiber carrying his son and a stroller in the East Village ... Paul…
2/15 — Saw SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE in the lounge at the Chateau Marmont. They both looked terrific, dressed in black of course, and dined with some other rocker types. My friends in town from Minneapolis were impressed, but were hoping for a LiLo sighting. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer…
The eternally youthful Village Voice gossip columnist Michael Musto turns 53 today. Happy birthday, Michael. Julianne Moore is celebrating, too: She's 48. Actor Brendan Fraser is turning 40. Daryl Hannah is turning 48. Legendary French filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard is 78. Last but not least, the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy…
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 10/21 — So I’m at the lab next to the CitiBank in Burbank, minding my own business, and I look out the window at the parking lot, and there’s this guy who looks like Ozzy Osbourne getting into an Audi station wagon, and I’m saying to myself, you know, that guy looks like Ozzy, but he’s moving…
On the heels of the Tyler Perry's House of Payne labor controversy—in which WGA heads Patric Verrone and Michael Winship filed an angry grievance with the National Labor Relations Board, demanding restitution for "an abused writing staff forced to churn out sitcom dialogue with a pistol pressed to their temples by the…