The Defamer Guide to Saving the Oscars
The show may or may not get higher ratings than the American Idol finale, but the subject of who will host and produce the 82nd Academy Awards telecast remains Hollywood's perennial obsession.
The Notorious B.I.G. Movie Looks Sure To Hypnotize
Grab your 40 and roll a blunt: The trailer for Notorious has finally hit the interweb. With Brooklyn rapper Gravy (née Jamal Woolard) playing Biggie and Derek Luke as P. Diddy, we can't wait for this one. But will the film be a fitting legacy to one of the greatest rappers of all time? It's hard to say from this…
Celebrities: More People Who Sarah Palin Will Have Fired
Now that the McCain/Palin ticket has usurped Barack Obama to become the official celebrity story of the day, actual celebrities are weighing in on Palin, and the reception is mixed. Following in the footsteps of Palin critics Lindsay Lohan and Albert Brooks, here's the latest roundup of stars going political: ·…
Hollywood Privacywatch: Ellen Pompeo, 'Staten Island Prostitute'
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our millions of Defamer operatives. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put…
Soaring Gas Prices Force Poor P. Diddy to Fly Commercial!
You think you've got it rough with gas prices through the roof? Hell, all you have to worry about is driving to work, forgoing vacations, and watching your family freeze this winter. Meanwhile, hip-hop entrepreneur Sean "P. Diddy" Combs can't even fly his private jet to L.A. these days to further his "acting career."…
P. Diddy Urges Calm and Prayer as 'Bitchass' Levels Reach Record High
The revelations unfolding this summer over at Diddy Blog — your home for crystalline cultural commentary by P. Diddy himself — have enlightened us on subjects ranging from Barack Obama to black superheroism to Lil' Wayne's bulletproof success tips. But we aren't sure how Diddy will surpass the insight of his most…
The Weekend That Was
1) Miguel Forbes took a cruise to Sag Harbor aboard the family-owned Highlander, along with Alejandro Santo Domingo, Dan Abrams, Dave Zinczenko and Melissa Milne, Elle Macpherson, Stella Keitel, Craig Spitzer, Fabian Basabe, Sessa Von Richthofen (pictured, right) and Richard Johnson. [NYSD/PMc]
The Brazilian: Not Just For Women (Or Brazilians) Anymore
Let's say you're a dude and you're looking for a way to make your undercarriage feel "so fresh and so clean." Then do what Puff Daddy and Jay-Z are doing and get yourself a Brazilian wax. That's right, two of our most famous rap stars have admitted to—how can we put it delicately?— applying molten wax to their nuts…
Blame France for the New Screenwriting Diddy
He can rap! He can act! He can produce (music AND plays)! He’s the dapperest of gentlemen ever to be accused of assault, bribery, shootings, sweatshop labor, a fatal stampede and making coats out of dogs! And now Diddy has a new occupation: screenwriter. According to the always reliable entertainment news service…
Amy Winehouse's Father About As Awful As Expected
What's on Uma Thurman's Mind Grapes?
The dinner party sighted last night at Nobu 57 invites so many questions. Is Uma Thurman making a hip-hop album? Or launching an urban-themed clothing line? Or guest-starring on 30 Rock? Or just making new friends on some sort of celebrity Facebook none of us know about? The possibilities are intriguing. Let's just…
P. Diddy is Hiring a PA (Again)!
Hey, kids! Still trying to make it in New York? Want to work in the fast-paced, exciting entertainment industry, for a "hip hop media mogul"? Are you "available and on call 24-7"? Got a recent pic of yourself ("for our files")? Then apply to be the personal assistant of P. Diddy! (Wait. Isn't it illegal to ask…
Rick Salomon Made An Honest Woman Of Pamela Anderson
There is perhaps no more heartwarming moment than when, after the DNA tests come in positive following months of denials of paternity, a guy tells a gossip column he'll accept legal responsibility for his child. Kevin Federline is really going to trounce Diddy in Us Weekly's Reluctant Celebrity Parent of the Year…
Welcome To Diddy's White House
Last night "Extra" took a rare tour of P. Diddy's (or whatever he's calling himself these days) elegant Hamptons manse. It's a humble, almost sparse layout, which stuns the perky reporter. "Everything's white!" she exclaims. Well, you know, almost everything.
Team Party Crash: 'Nylon Guys' Party
"I see something over there with my eyes, but I point at it with my hand!"
P-Diddy: You want me to pay the bill? But I'm a celebrity!
From a reader: "This past weekend, I was able to get show tickets to Saturday Night Live through on of my clients. Your favorite, P Diddy was one of the celebrities there and at the after-hour party. And, if you can believe this, your boy stiffed the waiter out of the bill! P Diddy was hanging out w/ his model girls…
Remainders
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Gossip roundup
· Jaws star Roy Scheider participated in a Hamptons peace protest the other day by lying down in the middle of Montauk Highway pretending to be a casualty of war. [Page Six]
· A dog recently took a suicidal running leap off the roof of P. Diddy's West Village town house. [Ed. notesomeone must have been playing his…
Gossip roundup
· Actress Beverly D'Angelo believes LA publicist Pat Kingsley is trying to smear her name on behalf of her children's father, Al Pacinoa client of Kingsley's. [Page Six]
· P Diddy plans on marketing fruity liquors called "Diddy Drinks." [Page Six]
· German customs officials say they stopped washed out Miami Vice actor…
