There are two types of foodies—the type of normal person who just likes a really good meal and the affected, hoity-toity, proselytizing snob. When the cooking monkeys raided four Manhattan eateries all the snobs came out to play.

Kids are horrible. They only want to eat sugar, chips, grilled cheese, and awful gunk. Chefs hate them and wish them dead. Then a Jonas Brother shows up, a chef has a meltdown, and the world ends in apocalypse.

When Bravo got 18 former contestants together for Top Chef: All Stars we thought it would be a fun lark with some good cooking and jocular competition. That's before the show went psycho on everyone—on the first day!

A whole week has passed since we finished live-blogging Season 7, and we've grown a little older, grayer and heavier since then. So it's high time we held a reunion, right? Grab a drink and join us in the comments!

Apparently, Top Chef host/supermodel/ex-wife of Salman Rushdie Padma Lakshmi has a jewelry line. As this one-minute commercial for the line shows, however, it appears Lakshmi's greatest selling point isn't her necklace, but what her necklace rests on. (Boobs.) Watch inside.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the burnt ends, the offal, and us all.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save ignorance and the American way!

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save deeply flawed competitions and gayface.

Hey, folks! How was your Fourth of July? Well, you can help celebrate another fourth tonight—our fourth Top Chef live blog of the season. So grab a sparkler and a hot dog, and join us in the comments!

It's been pretty hot out lately, so you'd probably like to try something cool, wouldn't you? Well, how about live-blogging Top Chef with us? That's cool! It's more interesting than sticking your head in a freezer, anyway.

Hey, folks! What's on your menu of activities for this evening? Hanging out in the kitchen? Deconstructing borscht? Well, join our commenter live blog and help us deconstruct Top Chef instead! It can't be beet!

Stage mom extraordinaire Dina Lohan gets into a pissing match over high-fat freebies. Lindsay's alcohol-monitoring bracelet's alert a false alarm. David Spade bags improbable hottie Padma Lakshmi. TGIFriday gossip.

Is anyone else getting tired of Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi going on television with her face and her body and using her mouth to say things that are so sexual they count not as innuendo really but simply come-ons?

Summer's here! Are you fretting that there's nothing on television? Well, stop living in the past! We don't live in a school-year-dictated world anymore. Here are some shows you should consider watching to help pass the hot months, safely indoors.

For whatever reason, Padma Lakshmi hasn't publicly named the father of Krishna, her newborn baby. Most gossips initially thought it was tech investor Adam Dell. But now they're second-guessing themselves. So who is the dad?

We were too busy trying to find something to watch on TV to actually attend the Sex and the City 2 premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern went in our stead. Here is her adventure.