@pollyannacowgirl: My kid who is 25 shudders when she hears about Michael Jackson because he's so creepy. I think you'd have to find "kids" in their forties who remember him as a cultural icon.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Either that or they assumed she was made of plastic surgery, ephebophilic tendencies, fucked-up childhood memories and the odd few stray hairs off her pet chimp.
I'm desperately trying to come up with more inappropriate "Not to toot my own horn, but I might as well of been _____ to these _______." but I got nothing.
@momof3wildkids: "Not to toot my own horn, but I might as well have been a terrifying beauty queen of indeterminate age and intelligence to this fat over-the-hill former dog food commercial jingle writer and fatwah target."
@momof3wildkids: That side boob shot is funky. I'm debating whether she looks gorgeous or crazy although I guess she could be both. I would like to think that if I were that beautiful I would be less desperate for attention, but alas! I shall never know.
let me tell you something about steven rubenstein (being one of his former employees). he's built on a chubby person's body frame, but he works really hard to stay thin. this results in him being relatively thin but with these wide, doughy birthing hips. i don't care how nice his townhouse his, i'm not touching that.
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Sorry, but if Mario Batali said that, he'd be carried off in handcuffs.
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Anyone?
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"Not to toot my own horn, but I might as well have been a nightclub hostess to this Tiger Woods.
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It made my willy leave, quite possibly never to return.
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She is gorgeous, but that side boob shot is funky.
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as in, "I picked her up on a streetcorner downtown"?
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I guess being loaded makes them "hot" bachelors?
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Okay. I give up. I can't.
Zuckerberg, kiddo, let me introduce you to Crest Whitestrips. They'll change your life.
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Maybe because he'd ask you to sum up your relationship with him in three sentences or less.
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Um, yeah. Walk out of Duplex and head over to Riviera.
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