gotta love the one guy who briefly claps when Donald quotes Prejean as saying marriage should be between a man and a woman -- can you imagine the staredowns in that audience that immediately made him feel like a total douchebag?
It's really too bad that people hate pretty girls. Otherwise, Donald Trump might have a show or two popular enough for him to talk about them on Letterman.
So, while Carrie Prejean's opinions on gay marriage are unpleasantly homophobic, that's not why people hate her. We hate this rather stupid young lady because there is blood in the water and we are a bunch of sharks.
Why did Trump allow his lawyers to shitcan her for breach of contract if he thinks Carrie Precum (that's her porn name; watch for her upcoming release: Crucifucked) is so special?
Donald Trump, a world-class pimp of pretty ladeeez, but a damn hypocrite.
"Prejean's lawyer also claims that Lewis tried to trick her into posing for Playboy, knowing full well that his client's high moral fiber would never allow her to do such a thing like taking off her clothes in front of a camera."
Er, didn't she already take off her clothes in front of a camera? Do people really think they can get away with crap like this when there's photographic evidence?
The conspiracy unfolded further when, later, a vicious hairdresser gave her a set of patently false highlights and a young man she'd hired to make several sets of drapes used the wrong fabric entirely.
I can't wait for her to get a hosting job on Fox & Friends.
a) Endless source of hilarity.
b) We get to watch any minute shreds of credibility FOX had left go up in flames!
It's probably the only career path she could take at this point that would lower our opinion of her even further. And if there's one thing Fox & Friends needs, it's a good dumbing down. What's not to look forward to?
@Slovenly Muse: I fear that what may be a source of hilarity and contempt for us may be regarded as a fulminating font of gospel truth for FOX's rabid audience.
@rudi_freude: I admit I can be a tad naive when it comes to general human intelligence, so I do share your fear deep down.
Then again, unless I've missed it, Carrie doesn't seem to have anything interesting or entertaining, or even noteworthy, to say to anyone on either side of the political spectrum. She's simply not relevant, and not even entertaining or charming enough to make up for it. It's hard to imagine that once the novelty of "those darn gays got me fired" wears off, anyone will be able to find a reason to keep her around.
@Slovenly Muse: All she has to do is play the "little ole pretty blonde Christian girl being bullied by godless libertines" shtick and she'll have zealous nutjobs foaming at the mouth to do her bidding.
@rudi_freude: Eh. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday afternoon than firing up the ol' chainsaw and defending my property against the Prejean-devoted ravening zombie hoards.
Am I the only one who wonders why they force these people on us? What have we done to deserve this? I could have lived my whole life without having to acknowledge this but now look at me.
@airvault: Yeah, glued to your computer at 4:33 in the morning commenting on ridiculous mind-numbing Carrie Prejean posts instead of sleeping peacefully in safe, happy ignorance. Join the club. I just know as soon as I go to bed, I'll be plagued with nightmares about Prejean book deals, all because of this.
What have they done to us? And more importantly, can we sue them for it?
@Helennellieforsythe: Whaa? She is not intelligent. She is not nice. She is not capable of having a logically coherent thought. And, she is not worthy of all this attention. But, not attractive? Really?
She clearly has shit for brains, but let's be honest here, at least the packaging is nice.
@Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: Yeah, I don't think she's attractive, because her mouth is so frightening, especially when she smiles. It's like Spencer Pratt's horrific, gleaming grin, pasted onto the face of a Barbie doll.
@Hands: Me too. Who would you rather hate-fuck? Anne Coulter, Michelle Magalang (nee Malkin) or Carrie Prejean? Let's see: Magalang looks like a fish; Coulter looks like a skinny man in drag. Prejean looks like the Houston housewife arm candy of some fat, energy executive.
@metoometoo: not quite fair - physically, she does have that boilerplate southern fake-blonde cheerleader thing down. but to anyone with a multi-tiered concept of "attractive", she's screwed.
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Donald Trump, a world-class pimp of pretty ladeeez, but a damn hypocrite.
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Er, didn't she already take off her clothes in front of a camera? Do people really think they can get away with crap like this when there's photographic evidence?
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(Too early?)
(Crap, someone's already taken the url-- [www.palinprejean.com] )
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a) Endless source of hilarity.
b) We get to watch any minute shreds of credibility FOX had left go up in flames!
It's probably the only career path she could take at this point that would lower our opinion of her even further. And if there's one thing Fox & Friends needs, it's a good dumbing down. What's not to look forward to?
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I fear that what may be a source of hilarity and contempt for us may be regarded as a fulminating font of gospel truth for FOX's rabid audience.
May the joke not be on us in the end.
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Then again, unless I've missed it, Carrie doesn't seem to have anything interesting or entertaining, or even noteworthy, to say to anyone on either side of the political spectrum. She's simply not relevant, and not even entertaining or charming enough to make up for it. It's hard to imagine that once the novelty of "those darn gays got me fired" wears off, anyone will be able to find a reason to keep her around.
But in the meantime...
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All she has to do is play the "little ole pretty blonde Christian girl being bullied by godless libertines" shtick and she'll have zealous nutjobs foaming at the mouth to do her bidding.
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What have they done to us? And more importantly, can we sue them for it?
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(sorry, it is.)
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She clearly has shit for brains, but let's be honest here, at least the packaging is nice.
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No brainer!
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