Wiping one's ass with a Faberge' egg is totally overrated. You wouldn't believe the hemmorhoids. But at least they're artistically tapered and rather sparkly.
These matters have consequences! Impressionable sorts watch the teevees. Why, I remember when Hockey was like Rockefeller Center come the holidays, and now just look at it. It all began with The Real World that year they paired a Black swaggoon with a virginal southern belle. And then there was that loose cannon personality disorder, which brings us right back to the Puck.
High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
@iplaudius: I always thought Tinsley Mortimer was a character he made up. Now that I know Tinsley is a real name I'm furious my parents didn't give it to me. It sounds so sparkly and uppercrusty.
Say what you will, but this kid's been in the spotlight for over a year now, and he's somehow keeping his head above water. No major scandals, no huge slipups, no publicly-pressured apologies for something weird he did when he was 12... He's making money and acting as permanent bete noir to the Republican Icon, and no one can do anything about it.
@limber: What? The whole thing is a scandal, a slipup, a public manipulation. He's built his house on a foundation of public pressure. It would all be fine with me if he would just show some wang already. #levijohnston
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It's kind of admirable. #levijohnston
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But he's just so cute! #levijohnston
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