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dinalohan
06/17/09

In reply to Levi Johnston Goes Hollywood
You can take the douche out of Wasilla...
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tunamelt
06/17/09

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Someone's gonna be living in Reseda.
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limber
06/17/09

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Oh, god, I can't help it. I think he's sort of sweet and harmless. I want him to get a hunting reality show and his own line of flannel onesies,, and then I want him to go camping with Bear Grylls and eat disgusting things in the wilderness while talking about fatherhood.
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Private Hangnail
06/17/09

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What's most annoying is that now, when I commit crimes, I'm going to have to tell the police my name is 'Sammy Reno' or 'Chuck Wichita'. 'Ricky Hollywood' was mine, you hick bastard.
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BooWahBabe
06/17/09

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I hope he becomes a gay porn star. I'd buy every dvd!
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nathanst
06/17/09

@BooWahBabe: Agree with the first sentence. Not so much the second.
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mmstk101
06/17/09

@nathanst: How about: I would illegally download every DVD. Better?
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SidAndFinancy
03/12/09

In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
How's he going to fix the tattoo? My guess:

Harvey's Bristol Cream Forever

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Lizawithazee
03/12/09

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I thought this show had already been canceled by an overwhelming vote of the American people.
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SidAndFinancy
03/12/09

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He's not the father. Haven't you heard? This guy stepped forward and announced that he is:

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Spirit Fingers
03/12/09

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Well, well, whaddya know...

1) Bristol Palin may be the smartest one out of the
whole Palin clan.
a) She's bucking against that whole abstinence tripe.
b) She apparently said "Fuck off!" to that whole
"you must marry the hick that knocked you up"
thing.

It seems like she's the only one thinking about what's in her best interest right now… politics and mama Sarah's career be damned. Never thought I'd say this, but good for her. Somebody, anybody, offer her an opportunity to get out of Wasilla...the deprogramming didn't take, she still has free will, quick before the pod vines reattach!
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Rumpelstilskin
03/12/09

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Okay People magazine: boxers or briefs?
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Hockeymom
03/12/09

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Is Greta going to do another interview? Or is FOX done with this, now that Bristol is just another unmarried mother.
(though...personally, I'm glad they aren't getting married. they both get a shot at moving on, growing up and finding some sort of happiness)
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gawkimo
03/12/09

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It seems to me that the cultural differences between the Palins and the Johnstons are measured only in quantity of cash, presence or absence of political power inside the families, and the presence or absence of wheels attached to the bottoms of the two households.

I mean, Johnston might BE (air quote) white trash (close air quote) but Bristol surely must recognize that she is, at the end of the day, a teenage mother -- a quintessential quality often ascribed to (air quote) white trash (close air quote).

Not that there's anything wrong with being a baby mama. I'm personally sick of the Republican and Yellow Dog Democrat shit-bags that demonize single mothers as the root of all evil. Single moms are the pariah of every one of those backward hillbilly conservative states of our union. One of the reasons why Bobby Jindal is declining that money, for example, is because he would have to reform unemployment benefits to apply to part timers who are laid off and people who leave jobs due to home emergencies -- this is something that happens to single mothers -- and physically abused women -- the most.
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What I Meant Was...
03/12/09

@gawkimo: Aren't the Blue Dog Dems more like the repubs, and Yellow Dogs pretty far left? I Wikipedia could be wrong.
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gawkimo
03/12/09

@What I Meant Was...: I've always considered the Democrats elected as governors of Republican-dominated states (like Oklahoma) to be Yellow Dogs. They're the Dems that are pro-gun and usually anti-choice. I could be wrong tho.
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MisterHippity
03/12/09

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People Magazine: "Oh, everybody knew about that. What, you didn't know about that? Well OK then, we'll give you the details, then ... but it's such old news we figured you already knew and there was no point in making a big 'exclusive story' deal about it, you know? Like some other loser magazine would. Ok, so here's the story then: They broke up. That's the story. Which all the cool people already knew. But I guess we need Star Magazine for all the uncool people, huh? Otherwise, those people would never know anything about anything. So ... whatever."
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BxgrlJeri
03/12/09

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I would have turned to the Wasilla Hillbillies last night the minute Seacrest said, "We could have saved Chris Daughtry."

Though Chris is somewhere making big bucks and thinking, "FU AI."

And the AI audience is thinking, "When is our next chance to sway with our hands in the air? That's all we care about!"
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Kid Twist
03/12/09

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That child has demon eyes.
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