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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/11/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    You're calling her gay? It's "Klondike." I'm not saying you're wrong (she looks like every lipstick lesbian I've ever known) but it would add a whole new dimension to the breeder aspect.



    Mind you I DID know a stripper duo back in the day who were so stupid they had to have five on the team so that two wouldn't be pregnant when they had gigs. Eventually they figured out what caused that, and yes, all of them self-identified as gay. I'm like, You're doin it rong.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    I knew a crazy lady at my grandmother's condo who ran around quoting Plato. We called her Lady Bartlett, and she was as dumb as a brick.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    Palindrone : Mindless quotes that just go on and on.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/10/09

    @rudi_freude: To be fair, Palin's job performance is probably pretty much the same whether she's coming or going - a wave of bullshit mounted on a submarine of crazy.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    George Allen? As in Senator Macaca? I knew she's writing his book for him!
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/10/09

    @Claire Buoyant: The Senator's father was a famous football coach who, by most accounts, was a decent man. How he raised a retarded, racist clusterfuck like George Jr. remains a mystery.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/10/09

    @Nice Beaver: You don't get to be a good father and a good football coach. You have to choose.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/10/09

    @Claire Buoyant:
    Not a Redskins fan, huh...
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/10/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Actually, I don't follow sports at all, so that's my excuse.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/10/09

    @Nice Beaver: George the Dad also died from a Gatorade dousing after a victory. Thanks, Team! (Maybe it's a hereditary condition - just putting that out there.)
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    "Sarah Palin? She's fuckin' crazy." - W. Cronkite [citation needed]
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    "Cementing myself as the poster girl for (1) the intellectually dim, (b) those who feel vocationally "Left Behind" by the information economy and (4) those who feel culturally isolated by the new American Dream of a Prius instead of an SUV, a tidy Cape Cod instead of a McMansion and a Whole Foods smoked salmon filet instead of a big rack of mammal ribs makes me a viable candidate for the highest office in the land. Run, thinking people! I'm comin' for ya!" - SP
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    I'm waiting for the tweet where she quotes So Crates: "All we are...is dust in the wind."
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    Bless her heart. She's using Cronkite's classic definition of 'liberal' to show us that the media is Liberal and therefore biased against her mavericky - yet - somehow - lockstep - Republican views.




    ...and lady, I know Plato and that ain't him:




    http://www.politicususa.com/en/Palin-Plato







    Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not because they shrink from committing it.

    ~ Plato, The Republic
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    Image of Ben Dreyfuss Ben Dreyfuss
    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    I somehow doubt that line actually comes from Plato considering, you know, that he wrote dialogues.
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    07/10/09

    @Ben Dreyfuss: "You can learn more with a quick Google search than a lifetime of reading the Classics" -- Moses.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
    That quote is like every backhanded barb my mother has ever made in her life, condensed into a single sentence. Even though it kinda makes me vomit, at the same time I love it. Amazing.
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