Monsoon Wedding Barbie Would Scream, If Only Her Plastic Mouth Could Move

[Pam Anderson wears a sari and tight smile on the set of "Big Boss," India's version of "Big Brother." She is guest starring on the show for three days. Image via INF.]

[Pam Anderson wears a sari and tight smile on the set of "Big Boss," India's version of "Big Brother." She is guest starring on the show for three days. Image via INF.]
On last night's Kimmel, Jimmy was beside himself with envy at the fact that Pamela Anderson's two tween boys get to spend Easter at the Playboy Mansion. "Bunny" jokes abound.
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip.
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