@VioletViolet: As someone else pointed out in another post...photoshop of horrors: check out the expose part of her hip on the right and compare it to her leg. She may look skinny on the cover, but she was apparently skinnier before the photoshop. :( #russellbrand
"Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, which we would normally just call, you know, a hipster. #russellbrand
@raincoaster: You are right. A Puma is someone in their 20's - 30's who likes to date younger men. Sorry Demi - you are not in your 30's! #russellbrand
@raincoaster: My most recent memory of what a "puma" is comes from the past presidential election. "Pumas" were women voters who (for the most part) jumped ship from the Democratic Party when Hilary didn't get the nomination or the VP spot. "Party Unity, My Ass" equals "puma." At least initially, the pumas all ran toward Caribou Barbie on the GOP ticket as if she were some sort of snowbilly savior. Which makes it all the more weird that Demi actually wants to be called a puma. #russellbrand
@deepey: I can confirm that he has BO, but it's not that bad, actually. He literally bumped into me on a street corner this summer. He MUST have a charmed body, because while I could tell this man had BO, I didn't really mind. #russellbrand
@raincoaster: I wonder if his natural body oils emit some kind of pheromone that drives people into a sexual frenzy, and washing himself would be like washing away all the sexiness? Just a theory. #russellbrand
@deepey: It's a good one. I worked with a guy like that once. One day he came in, walked by me and the manager, and after he'd gotten out of view we turned to one another and he said, "Boy, you KNOW he's got something when the BO smells GOOD." #russellbrand
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