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Why Pamela Anderson can't beat Google
Remember AltaVista? The search engine, long swallowed up by Yahoo, once hired professional trashy babe Pamela Anderson to win our affections. What that terrible TV ad tells us: TV ads don't build Web brands.
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By Owen ThomasComment by incrediblehelp: The best ones were the Hot Bot commercials: [www.jaankanellis.com] more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Kate Moss, Mariah Carey To Welcome Children Into Wildly Different Homes
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend may be welcoming a child into their continuous boxing match/family.
- Mariah Carey may also be pregnant. She was clutching an apparent sonogram as she exited the office of the OB/GYN to the stars. [P6]
- Vanity Fair assembled an epic photo shoot to commemorate the Four Seasons restaurant's 50th anniversary, but there's no way editor and Waverly Inn proprietor Graydon Carter was going to show up for that picture. He had a terrible case of the flu, you see. [P6]
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By Ryan TateComment by Sarcastro: That is a very becoming photograph of a young Deborah Harry. 2 Responses | Other threads
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art basel
When People Stop Buying Art at the Art Party, All That's Left Is the Party
Art Basel Miami Beach, the super-chic Swiss-imported Important Art fair, still teeters along, the ruined economy denting its sales but not its woozy party atmosphere. ''All the sellers think it's 2007, and all the buyers think it's Miami Beach real estate," a dealer told the Miami Herald. So... even though nothing's actually getting sold (Herald reports that over half of the vendors have seen sales declines from last year), everyone is still pretending that artsy optimism is de rigeur. And they're getting some big help from mushy celebrities like Mary-Kate Olsen and the mostly-forgotten Pamela Anderson! More »
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Comment by Moff: The link to the Pamela Anderson pictures is broken...a friend tells me. 9 Responses | Other threads
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pamela anderson
Pamela Anderson Sinks Her Cruelty-Free Claws Into Cate Blanchett
The notable celebrity feuds of late have all been between well-matched pugilists: take the Battle of the British Funnymen (starring Ricky Gervais and Simon Pegg) or the Jewish Comic Conflict of '08 (pitting Sarah Silverman against Jackie Mason). Now, though, word has broken about a feud between two stars so different, it's hard to imagine them even sharing airspace: fulsome serial divorcer Pamela Anderson and Oscar-honored Cate Blanchett. More » -
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How Celebrity Sex Tapes Ruined America, One Thrust At A Time
The Three Fates are almost done spinning the American narrative, Atropos readying her scissors to deliver one final snip. When the story is done the great heralding beacon of the end of days will burn brightly, in the form of a Britney Spears sex tape. Yes indeed the misbegotten pop star apparently filmed herself in flagrante delicto with her old creepy paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and now he's waving it around threatening to release it. How did we get to this point? Well, after the jump we'll take a look at three other celebrity sex tapes that, had our foresight only been as 20/20 as our hindsight, we could have recognized as the end of everything.
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Pamela Anderson Doesn't Need Your Tainted Money (Pockets Money)
Not to shock all of you, but evidence has arisen that indicates that breast-toting sex symbol Pamela Anderson may not be the beacon of morality you all thought. She's a prominent vegetarian and opponent of KFC and all its chicken-slaying ways. So while she was down in Australia filming Big Brother, she took the opportunity to hand-deliver a letter of protest to a KFC outlet. The twist: Pam is getting paid half a million dollars to be on Big Brother—and the biggest sponsor of the show is KFC. I guess she can say she's milking them dry of all their dirty blood money? Yes, that'll work. Below, the text of her missive, explaining the difference between a chicken and a superstar: More »
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the cinema
Shouldn't They All Be Rewarded?
In honor of National Bikini Month, the boys at Entertainment Weekly have addressed themselves to the grueling task of selecting the 18 most iconic movie bikinis of all time. Undeniably, the bikini is the hardest working garment in show business. It must lift, separate and support women during tasks as varied as killing soviet spies and washing high performance automobiles. Truly it is the king of sportswear garments that are barely more than lingerie. Now, to the list! More »
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By mr.guyballComment by ChromiumSwitch: @VirusWithShoes: I was going to point out that saying the words for the idiot you are, miracle drivel optical sewer.... more » | Other threads
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jessica simpson
Jessica Simpson Adds Pamela Anderson To Long List Of 'Bitches' And 'Whores' Who Despise Her
After proving she had little to contribute to the film or starfucking industries, Jessica Simpson finally realized she should keep her pretty-but-pretty-dumb mouth shut for the time being and instead let her t-shirts do the talking, angering PETA in the process. Though the feisty baby seal saviors have their fair share of enemies, they've also impressively managed to get celebrity spokespeople like Alec Baldwin and Eva Mendes to embarrass themselves in public by demanding the public do drugs (Baldwin) or taking off their clothes in the name of fur (Mendes). So naturally, Simpson's public cry for attention irked PETA's most compassionate celebrity nudist, Pamela Anderson, who called her fellow talent-challenged blonde "a bitch and whore" on a radio show. But this is far from the first time Jessica has ruffled another starlet's feathers just by being Jessica. We took a look back at the many ways Simpson has made herself a household name not by selling records or movie tickets, but by starring in her own personal Catfights franchise. More » -
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E! Continues Its In-Depth Exploration Of Slut Culture With Upcoming Pam Anderson Reality Show
Pamela Anderson is planning yet another small-screen comeback, but this time she's throwing out the scripts and going the reality route. The E! network —where they hand out shows to just about anyone with a sextape (or that sleeps with the boss)— is set to debut the half-hour Pamela this summer. The tagline? "The real woman behind the famous breasts" [Ed. Note - We would've gone with "The real woman behind the fake breasts", but that's just us]. As loathsome as this sounds, it's admittedly preferable to watching Anderson attempt to act (remember Stacked?), especially if E!'s cameras where there to film Pammy's behavior at Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday party the other night. More » -
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Pamela Anderson Is No Fan Of Leeches, Human Or Otherwise
It's Leech Week on the nation's late-night talk shows. Two days after Demi Moore's leech-conversation on The Late Show With David Letterman, recently-single Pamela Anderson turned up on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (LOVE. HIM.) and claimed that she had been "attacked" by haemophagic leeches while swimming in a lake in her native Canada. To prove her story, Pamela exposed the one patch of skin on her body that wasn't already visible, much to Ferguson's delight. Clip above. [Jezebel] -
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Pamela Anderson May Have Gotten Divorced While You Read This Headline
It's the story no one saw coming: Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon may have actually lasted for two whole months. The mĂ©salliance between the erstwhile amateur pornographer and the erstwhile amateur pornographer with a career is (maybe) over. The couple came together trailing a combined four failed attempts at matrimony in October, and will be walking away with three each...unless they don't! Reports CelebTV.com: More » -
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TMZ is now reporting that Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon have decided not to get divorced after all. "A source close to the couple tells TMZ they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory." Pam, if this was meant to be your early Xmas gift to bored desk slaves, it was not a very good or interesting one. [TMZ]
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By Emily GouldComment by SylviaPlathWasFramed: * Bea Arthur is not pregnant. * Pamela Anderson wants a divorce after all. * Jennifer Love Hewitt is... more » | Other threads
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PETA spokesperson and onetime Jane magazine columnist Pamela Anderson has ended her shortest marriage to date, to noted Paris Hilton-doer Rick Salomon. Their union lasted 72 days. [TMZ]
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By Emily GouldComment by Scooter34: She is my generation's Liz Taylor - a (formerly) hot mess of mental. Sadly, it does show you that reality TV... more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Rick Salomon Made An Honest Woman Of Pamela Anderson
- At 'Baywatch' star Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton-pornographer Rick Salomon's wedding, the bride wore something blue... a denim miniskirt. Nice. [Gatecrasher] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by topgun: Not totally honest. I can give 2 examples. more » | Other threads
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celeb weddings
Pamela Anderson Weds In Vegas Moments Before Being Sawed In Half
Never one to let a couple butt-rocker mistakes in her past scare her away from true happiness, serial matrimonialist Pamela Anderson has again tied the knot, this time to longtime friend Rick Salomon—best known as the adventuresome protagonist of 1 Night in Paris—in a quickie reception Saturday night in Las Vegas: More » -
gossip roundup
Lindsay Looks So Innocent Unconscious
Last week, in a frenzy of streamlining, we killed the morning gossip roundup. Well, we were crazy! Now back by popular demand!- As photos surface of Lindsay Lohan celebrating her DUI arrest by passing out in the front seat of Samantha Ronson's SUV yesterday, a "friend" tells In Touch that she's headed back to rehab—Malibu's Promises this time, a la Britney. [NYP]
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By Emily GouldComment by TakingUpWithTheEnemy: Yikes, am I the only one who read that as "beating off Jamie Kennedy"? Excuse me, I must go... more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Cannes Overrun By L.A.'s Trashiest
- Semi-former publicist Dan Klores gets his biannual Page Six movie promotion item. His new doc, "Crazy Love," has a premiere at the Beekman tomorrow. (Except the movie actually is good.) [NYP] More »
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By ChoireComment by Clevertrousers: @dotorg greg: It's waaay too early in the day for "vaginal electrodes" ... more » | Other threads
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remainders
Remainders: OUR Dream Involves Not Having To Work On National Holidays
- You know, Pamela Anderson, hosting those context-sensitive Google Ads on your official website might not be such a great idea. [Pamela Andersen] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by quieterhue: Ok, I know this is random. But has anyone else observed that huge-ass, scary scar on Padma's arm? more » | Other threads
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pamela anderson
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Some Holiday Cheer With Elvis's Special Ladies
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, so send them in often: Baby Jesus implores you! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and share the thrill of Tom Arnold being your first celebrity sighting despite having lived in Los Angeles for several years. More » -
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Three Monkeys Granted Reprieve From Head-Kicking Hollywood Hardship
Like so many others for whom the Hollywood dream has gone sour, Sable, Cody, and Angel probably started in the business with high hopes, but wound up mostly living hand to mouth, forced into wearing close to nothing and swinging on poles for other's amusement when they weren't being terrorized by a physically abusive svengali. But now comes happy news, as a lawsuit settlement has granted the three hard-luck showbiz vets an early retirement: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Oscar Winner Al Pacino Subjected To 'HOO-Ah' Jokes At LAX
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them using whatever Blackberry-in-a- bathroom-stall means necessary. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw the entire cast of Heroes forced into wearing dorky promotional swag and sticking together on a field trip to a Dixie Chicks concert. More » -
remainders
Remainders: Fake News Day?
- A side-by-side comparison of the plagiaristic transgressions of Ian McEwan and Kaavya Viswanathan. [ReadySteadyGo] More »
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pamela anderson
'Borat' Now Accused Of Ruining Doomed Celebrity Marriages
The dissolution of Pamela Anderson's marriage to Bob "Kid Rock" Richie after just four months may have been the celebrity break-up that launched a million, "Go get her, Borat!" wisecracks, but the internationally renowned joke recycler may have had more of a direct hand in the snuffing of their white trash love than any of us could have guessed. From Page Six: More » -
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Pamela Anderson's Latest Doomed Marriage Fizzles Before The Five Month Itch
Chickens' rights activist Pamela Anderson announced on her website today, in a brief message amounting to a haiku of shattered love, "Divorce: Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible." This was the very same internet diary where the fake-bemeloned Canadian first announced her intentions to marry the latest butt-rocker of her dreams, Kid Rock, which she giddily announced with a flurry of ellipses and clichés in a stream of consciousness entry back in July. Reports People.com: More » -
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Denise Richards' Paparazzi Rampage Leaves Two Laptops, One Senior Injured
In a Vancouver suburb shooting Blonde and Blonder (a movie co-starring Pamela Anderson, and described, for those of you too blonde and/or dumb to figure it out, as "Legally Blonde meets Dumb and Dumber"), former Charlie Sheen trampoline partner Denise Richards went on a computer-hurling rampage when she discovered two paparazzi had managed to infiltrate the movie's closed set:
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defamer
Amazing Secrets Of 'Borat' Revealed!
[Spoiler Alert: Just skip this one if you haven't seen Borat or haven't already had most of the movie ruined for you by the obsessive press coverage.] Those who have spent the past month or so trapped in a meat locker in an underground bunker deep beneath one of the country's low-Borat-awareness zones might conceivably be unaware that the film contains both scripted and unscripted elements, a conceit used to give the movie narrative shape and the audience things to laugh at between incidents with RVs full of racist frat-boys and dinner party hosts stunned to discover their Kazakh guest's seeming unfamiliarity with Western waste-elimination apparatuses. In an attempt to ease the fears of moviegoers still concerned that well-hung minors and prodigiously breasted former Baywatch stars might have been harmed in the making of the film, Radar (shockingly!) reveals that part of Borat's teenage son, whose member dangles incestuously close to his fictional father's face, was played by a completely legal male porn star, while Page Six (world-rockingly!) assures us that Pamela Anderson's security detail almost certainly has been trained in how to instantly stun-gun any fan who shows up to a personal appearance brandishing a hand-embroidered betrothal-bag, despite their relative bungling of their duties in the film's culminating scene. You may return to rediscovering on your own the line between fiction and reality hopelessly blurred by your potentially traumatizing cinematic experience. More » -
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Kid Rock And Jeremy Piven Hold Malibu Inn Patrons Hostage To Drunken, Amateur Rock
A Defamer reader looking for some stripped down, hard-rock entertainment at the Malibu Inn Saturday night instead got the inept musical stylings of a celebrity clusterfuck: a band composed entirely of rock star progeny conceived during a series of Jack n' Coke-enhanced blackouts in the 80s was usurped by a blitzed, mic-hogging Kid Rock and substitute drummer Jeremy Piven, who made up for his inability to keep time by proudly shouting to the crowd the classic punk credo of all Emmy-winning, rock star-wannabes: "I won metal!" More » -
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Pamela Anderson Shares Her Latest Giant Mistake On Website
Pamela Anderson, crusader on behalf of fryer-bound chickens everywhere, posted an entry in her website diary today in which she announced her plans to marry longtime on-again, off-again boyfriend and Scott Stapp sex-tape consort, Kid Rock: More » -
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Remainders: Williamsburg Water Taxi Brings Cookies, I-Bankers, Terror
• The Water Taxi comes to Williamsburg, bringing with it a level of comfort for Wall Streeters and a newfound terror for the hipsters who've fought so hard to delay the inevitable. [NYS] More » -
britney spears
Gossip Roundup: It's the Summer of Stolen Photos
• There's been an arrest in the case of Brangelina's stolen baby shower photos; still no clue who unleashed those horrid Britney pics, though. [R&M] More »
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By JessicaComment by recordedvoice: But which is preferable? A naked Pam in a London store window (starting to take on certain Suzanne Sommers quality)...... more » | Other threads
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judith miller
TK in Judy: The Canada Edition (Or, TK in Canada: The American Chicks Invade Halifax Edition)
Because we'd hate to disappoint George Clooney's publicist by not giving you the chance to locate and physically harm famous people, we thought we'd pass along this exciting report from Gawker's northernmost correspondent: More » -
pamela anderson
Pamela Anderson Likens Canada's Seal Hunt To War In Iraq
Pamela Anderson has proven herself to be an indefatigable crusader on behalf of those beautiful and defenseless creatures many of us enjoy eating and wearing, animals. She made a homecoming of sorts with her most recent campaign, sending an impassioned plea to her homeland's leader, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, to call off the highly controversial seal hunt currently underway on Canada's East Coast. From her letter: More » -
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Short Ends: Coming Soon To The Chest Of Your Favorite Real World Cast Member
Genius idea of the day: Pre-pixelated clothes for reality TV casts. If that stuff is hot-tub safe, this guy's going to be a millionaire by the end of the week. [via TVGasm] More » -
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Pamela Anderson Goes Another Round With KFC
Her New Year's Eve party may have been a washout, but spunky Stacked star Pamela Anderson has picked herself up, wrung out her gigantic fake melons, and jumped right into 2006 with abandon. Her first big project: Hopping back on board the anti-KFC train, and in doing so rendering our heads dizzy with a seemingly infinite combination of bust, breast and spork jokes: More » -
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Defamer New Year's Eve Guide: Starbang Your Way Into 2006
Stuck in town and still not sure about your New Year's Eve plans? Pamela Anderson has just turned that issue into a no-brainer: Simply join her and a few thousand of her closestrecreational investorsfriends on the Paramount lot for the Party of the Year! More »
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