World's Dumbest Panda Cub Hides in Tree After Touching "Hot Wire"
Bao Bao, the National Zoo's well-known idiot panda, is currently hiding out in a tree after touching a "hot wire" in her habitat yesterday.
The Lynchian Panda-Clinton Oral Sex Video Produced by a Powerful Tea Party Group
FreedomWorks, the influential Tea Party political action committee, has fallen on hard times since its former chair Dick Armey staged a literal armed coup in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to wrest control from president Matt Kibbe. It's a shame, too, because they were doing such good work—like making experimental…
This "Bed Intruder Panda" Mashup Is the Best Thing You'll See Today
Today, a video of a panda gettin' his groove on circulated online. The only problem with it? The videographer's annoying narration. Well, problem solved: here's your Partytime Panda/Antoine Dodson "Bed Intruder Song" mashup. I dare you not to love this.
Baby Red Panda Adopted by Cat
After being abandoned by her mother, a baby red panda is adopted by a cat to raise alongside her own kittens. Naturally everyone gets along wonderfully because they all have adorable in common.
Baby Panda Sneeze
This baby panda startles his mom with a sneeze.
Run For Your Lives! The Dreaded Elephandas are Loose!
Part elephant and part panda, a group of elephandas, the most menacing of beasts, has been unleashed onto the good people of Thailand.
Cops, Panda Hipsters Battle in Williamsburg Streets
Last night, a mob of dangerously dancing hipsters armed with boom boxes and dressed as terrifying pandas marched from Union Square to Williamsburg, where the NYPD met them in force. Apparently, dancing and loud music on a hot August evening can lead to any end of mischief, so our boys and girls in blue twisted arms,…
