Donald Trump to Voters He Once Called Rapists: 'You're Gonna Like President Trump'
Donald Trump finally realized something about the population he has repeatedly, publicly, and unabashedly denigrating for months: they’ve got quite the voting power.
Senator Demands Investigation of NBC for Making Business Decision
It is clear that NBC hates God, after the network removed the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during its broadcast of the U.S. Open. Can't NBC just be free to hate God like every other freedom-loving corporate person? Indiana Sen. Dan Coats says no! This omission must be explained in excruciating…
Whitman, Fiorina Down Tequila Shots to Impress Hispanics
Fun-lovin' rich gals Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, California's Republican nominees for governor and senator, respectively, really lived large this weekend: They opened a joint appearance with Hispanic leaders by taking tequila shots! Impressed, Hispanics? Tequila is your "water," right?
Chelsea Clinton's Gay Bar Romp Captured!
Hey, a camera phone photo of Chelsea Clinton partying at Bump, where she hung out as part of her whirlwind weekend tour of Philadelphia gay bars! Could this be one the breathless photo-ops mentioned in Sunday's story? Maybe the one where an excited woman announced that she'd grabbed the former first daughter's ass?…
The gays have gotten their very own Presidential debate, where Hillary, Barack and the one with the expensive hair will totally tell lies about the gays that they will recant later/have already recanted/conflict with things they've told people at fundraisers/won't matter at all/will be discarded when he, she or it…
