Stock analysts have upgraded their projections for Papa John’s, based on the rationale that “diners, concerned about political and civil unrest, are choosing to stay home for pizza delivery rather than head out for a meal.”
Papa John's Punishes Pizza Guy Iggy Azalea Told On
Papa John's tried to squash the softest beef in the history of hip-hop on Monday, announcing they had disciplined the pizza dude Iggy Azalea publicly tattled on for giving out her phone number.
What Makes Papa John's Ingredients 'Better'? Papa John's Won't Say
On every box of Papa John's pizza, founder and CEO John Schnatter recounts his ongoing mission to "build a better pizza" using "the highest quality ingredients available - like fresh, never frozen original dough, all-natural sauce, veggies sliced fresh daily and 100 percent real beef and pork."
Papa John's Employee Butt-Dials Customer, Leaves Racist Voicemail
A Papa John's employee was unwittingly recorded making extremely racist remarks about the customer he had just delivered a pizza to after he accidentally butt-dialed the customer and left a message in his voicemail box.
Papa John's Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover for Cocaine Biz
After selling cocaine to undercover cops at least 19 times over the last two years, a Papa John's delivery guy from Brooklyn was finally arrested this week for trying to unload $27,500 worth of the drug along with a large pizza and a box of Papa's Chicken Poppers.
Tearful Pizza Shop Robber Claims Concern for Hungry Family Made Him Do It; Accepts Employee's Offer of Free Food Instead of Cash
Police in Helena, Montana, say a man who was robbing a local Papa John's had a sudden change of heart while being handed the cash.
Papa John's Is Being Sued for $250 Million for Sending Too Many Text Messages
Papa John's is facing the wrath of their customers, and not just because their Obama-fearing CEO is threatening to cut employer's hours; it turns out the company sent customers over 500,000 unwanted text messages in early 2010. According to the the attorney representing the victimized fans of crap pizza, some…
Internet Trolls Vote to Send Taylor Swift to Perform at School for the Deaf
4chan, Reddit, and the Internet's other well-regarded troll havens are once again colluding to send a celebrity somewhere they didn't expect to go.
The Horny Waiter and Other Racist, Insulting, and Bizarre Fast Food Receipts
Earlier today, we wrote about the Papa John's employee who wrote "lady chinky eyes" on an Asian-American customer's receipt and asked readers to share their weird-receipt and fast-food racism tales. We got a bunch—including a third, trend-completing incident of anti-Asian fast-food racism, a waiter using receipts as a…
Anti-Asian Fast Food Receipt Racism One Incident Away from Trend
Whoops! Mix-up at Papa John's! "Hey Papa John's, just FYI my name isn't 'lady chinky eyes.'"" ProPublica communications manager Minhee Cho helpfully Tweeted on Saturday, posting a photo of a receipt with "lady chinky eyes" listed as the name. Guess the real Lady C.E. won't be getting her pizza.
Corporate Pizza Turf War Turns Fiery in Florida
"When you're a Domino's manager you're a Domino's manager all the way, from your first cigarette to your last fiery hit on a Papa John's outlet that results in arson charges for you and your colleague." This is how the song might go today, if West Side Story were set in modern-day Florida and about rival corporate…
College Student Goes Crazy When She Can't Get Her Pizza
The food court at Louisiana State University sure is a tense place. This girl goes ballistic when she can't get her Papa John's fast enough. She need to go back to her dorm and smoke a J or something. [via]
