What struck me most pointedly about this woman's smile is it made me painfully aware that somewhere out there is a large-mouthed trout missing it's own lips with which to pout...
She's far from gorgeous. Stupid trout lips, fake boobs, and I have friends who do yoga who have bodies that are better than that. Isn't it a rule that your waist indents? Hers looks like it is the same size as her hips. And the belly reveal does nothing for her. It ain't even flat.
Oh Tiger. You could have done better in so many ways.
@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Replace tiger with Denzel , rachel with Meghan Fox, and slap some giant metal testicles on that robot truck! We got ourselves a cash cow!
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She's far from gorgeous. Stupid trout lips, fake boobs, and I have friends who do yoga who have bodies that are better than that. Isn't it a rule that your waist indents? Hers looks like it is the same size as her hips. And the belly reveal does nothing for her. It ain't even flat.
Oh Tiger. You could have done better in so many ways.
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"In an effort to elude the paparrazi, Rachel Uchitel walks backward, in the direction of the truck whence she came."