A teenage father has been arrested for allegedly biting off the nose of his infant son, causing a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage.

German researchers have determined that six-year-old children are loving angels, but eight-year-olds regularly indulge in a "hatred for opposing groups." Especially boys. Relax, though! It's not your fault.

Missing your weekly dose of evil mastermind Ben Linus? You're in luck, as Michael Emerson turned up on last night's episode of Parenthood. Sadly, he's less of an evil "other" and more of a socially-awkward bug genius.

Crosby might be the youngest of the adult Bravermans, but last night he pulled off fatherhood well. With Jasmine out of town, he took over and made some things clear to Jasmine's mother.

Is it just us, or was tonight's episode of Parenthood extra shouty? It seemed that every argument turned into a yelling match. I'll be needing my ears checked after this episode.

Parenthood has returned, and that means the return quirky Braverman shenanigans. So let's talk about vaginas!

Today we looked at how lesbian moms raise perfect children. Is it simply because they're lesbians? Well, no, probably not. One commenter offered a simple and completely convincing argument for why this phenomenon might exist.

Or he could be! In a movie. Also today: You Lauren Graham fans will have reason to celebrate, another British TV show gets dragged over to the States, a new food channel, and Curb Your Enthusiasm enthusiasm.

Today we looked at a bizarrely meddlesome Facebook mom and it sparked much conversation! One commenter seemed very frustrated.

Today at Gawker.TV, how to lose a Millionaire in Vegas, Yes, Dear predicted Tiger Woods' woes 2005, the Losties flock to the bad side, a father-to-be's beatboxing skills, and why Parenthood is just another notch on NBC's belt of failures.

Well, now that NBC has traveled a few months back in time and given Leno the "Tonight Show" back, they've wasted no time in filling his crucial 10 pm spot: Look forward to Jerry Seinfeld, "Law & Order," and "Parenthood."

restaurant consultant, Iron Chef America judge dissing the immature palates of her two children — Jean-Baptiste, 8, and Isabelle, 6 — after letting the New York Post feature them prominently in a story on "koodies." (kid + foodie = blech)

• July 1, 2011. This will be the date when the world sees Peter Berg's Battleship film, inspired by the Hasbro plastic peg board game. [Variety]

Hello, salacious political gossip cross-section: in an interview with AC SlaterExtra's Mario Lopez, Levi Johnston revealed that he was "half-Mexican." Really?

Finally, someone has combined the most puzzling qualities of Snuggies and Park Slope Parenthood into one atrocious product: the "Peekaru."

Larry Birkhead, ex-boyfriend of the late Anna Nicole Smith and father of their daughter Dannielynn, is ensuring that the girl grows up with a link to her mother-in the form of sexy underwear. "[Birkhead] spent nearly $3,000 at a celebrity auction Saturday scooping up lingerie once worn in a Playboy shoot by the late…