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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    There's not much in this world more entertaining than watching Jeffrey Steingarten shut her ass down on ICA.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    Damn, lady, when did it become a competition? I'm 46 and I've never eaten escargot, and you're not gonna make me.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    @Smitros: Slugs. No thanks, Frenchie.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    When I was their age, I was eating children their age, slow-roasted and nestled on a bed of wilted greens.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    That is "palate," Gabe darling. "Palette" is the thing painters use.
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Ah, sorry. I was too busy scarfing down sloppy joe and fish sticks when I was typing that.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Apologize to the gods of Webster's, not their humble servant moi.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/09/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Please tell me you dunked!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Thank God you're on the internets.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    My mother went though a "gourmet" phase while I was in high school and I responded by going out regularly for McDonald's. All these years later, as I think back on those times, it was the right decision and I would do it again.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    I thought koodies was something you caught from kissing girls.
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    12/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Their MOM has koodies.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    12/09/09

    @raincoaster:

    So - the burning question - can Jean-Baptiste get koodies from kissing his mum?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I was born in France and even I think that anyone named "Jean-Baptiste" already has them. Does he wear an ascot?
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    12/09/09

    @raincoaster: Undoubtedly. The name alone conjures up a wonderfully vivid 'Little Lord Fauntleroy' image. The crimes we visit upon our children. But, fear not - he'll be calling himself JP by the time he's ten.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    "Foodie" might be the most irksome word to enter the lexicon in quite some time.It's almost as horrible as the phrase, "I love to laugh".
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I love sunsets! No, no: sunrises!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: It's all good.

    / most annoying phrase ever.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish:

    And you told me it was my full moon you loved most.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Nice sea of crises, baby.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Walks on the beach at sunrise, with my loyal dog at my side.
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    Image of poachedeggs poachedeggs
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    I can't stand her on ICA. There is something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. I don't know.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/09/09

    @poachedeggs: Jeffrey Steingarten probably feeds his kids blocks of Swiss chocolate and hickory smoked bacon. And they will like it, Goddamnit.
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    12/09/09

    @DennyCrane: You see, I love the BIG S for that reason.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/09/09

    In reply to Karine Bakhoum —
    Well of course they're not, Karine, they're practically neophytes. You need to get them private food tutors and enroll them in Stanley Kaplan's Food Prep course or they'll never get into a good culinary school.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    If you stand on your head for too long, when you stand up you can see the Light Bright movie played on the inside of your eyelids. Saves you $10 too.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    Here's the ending. (*****SPOILER ALERT!****)

    "G-7."
    "You sunk my battleship!"
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    Image of blix blix
    09/15/09

    @MisterHippity: Whoa! I did not see that coming. M. Night Shyamalanly!
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    Image of bens bens
    09/15/09

    @MisterHippity: The plot twist comes when its revealed that one of the player keeps moving their battleships around after the start.
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    Image of someonelikeyou someonelikeyou
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    What's up with that box cover? Is anyone else disturbed that the mother and little girl are relegated to the kitchen to clean up while the father and son get game night?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    Next up, Michael Bay's Lite Brite.
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    Image of trucha trucha
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    According to the article: "Berg called the pic "a contemporary story of an international five-ship fleet engaged in a very dynamic, violent and intense battle" -- but he would not disclose any details about the enemy force."

    I'm guessing that the only relation to the Battleship game will be the name, five ships on each side, and one side gets obliterated. Sponsored movies are the future. I'm sure scripts are being written for movies like Coca-cola, Pop Tarts, Toyota, and Coors Light too.
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    blix promoted this comment Edited by trucha at 09/15/09 12:08 PM trucha was starred trucha was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    09/15/09

    @trucha: See Count Chocula with someone you love.
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    09/15/09

    In reply to Battleship the Board Game's March to Big Screen Now Unstoppable
    Well, this should pave the way for the Hungry Hungry Hippos movie we've all been waiting for.
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