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    Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    "Hey, baby, can I get your digits?"

    "Whoa! I was talking to your mom!" #parenting
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Open Caption:

    Look Ma! No hands! #parenting
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Nothing beats strolling down 7th Ave to the flea market, the smell of leaves in the cool autumn air, while the tiny fingers of Hunter and Tyler and Bradley crunch-crunch underfoot. #parenting
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    It's harder to blog about your food coop if you're missing a few digits. So, there's that. #parenting
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    As a former nanny who was almost 9 1/2 fingered, I can tell you those can pinch sad, unemployed journalists' fingers too. #parenting
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers...*

    *Survivor Type, Stephen King, 1985 #parenting
     Reply
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    That's what you get for being too poor to buy a Bugaboo. #parenting
     Reply
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/12/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Seriously. Maclaren is to strollers what Coach is to handbags. #parenting
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Fry 'em up, dip 'em in sauce, and Brooklyn kids can fight over them. #parenting
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/10/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    They're really missing an opportunity by not emphasizing their strollers' unique dual usefulness at Bris ceremonies. #kidsthesedays
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    Rihanna redux: "You can stand under my McLaren umbrella - ella - ella - eh - eh - waaah!" #kidsthesedays
     Reply
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    Love or hate HBO's Bored to Death, it offers a pretty solid takedown of Park Slope, with strollers underfoot in most BK scenes. #kidsthesedays
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    Also, I understand the use of "allegedly" when referring to a crime, but this is a straight-forward fact. Either the strollers clipped the kids digits or they didn't. No need to use allegedly. Just fact check the fucker. #kidsthesedays
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/10/09

    @Mediahohoho: OK, fine. Whose finger? #kidsthesedays
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    There was a time not that long ago when only strollers you saw in Cobble Hill were ones left abandoned on street corners, filled with empty beer bottles and shit-tainted paper bags. #kidsthesedays
     Reply
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    Wow. For a minute there I thought you were linking to me with the phrase "sexually marginalized Mr. Moms in the streets of Cobble Hill." But yeah, fingertips are also important in keeping the mandolin prodigy dream alive. An amputation would cut into practice time.
     Reply
    Edited by Mediahohoho at 11/09/09 2:24 PM Mediahohoho was starred Mediahohoho was unstarred
    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
    Now that episode of the 'The Wonderpets Save the Missing Finger' makes perfect sense. #kidsthesedays
     Reply
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