Nutella, a European hazelnut chocolate spread, is acknowledged to be unequivocally delicious, and its alleged "backlash" has only been written about by sanctimonious health freaks. Should you be able to name your daughter after Nutella in honor of its tastiness? Yes, if you so choose.
Pizza is killing your kids.
Professional prankster Roman Atwood, a real human being with a wife and children, has a new hit video: In "Killing My Own Kid PRANK!!," he fakes throwing his son over the balcony of his family's Ohio home to freak his girlfriend out. Killing your kids—hilarious!
Bryan Cranston summons up everything he's learned playing both a genial dad and a meth-cooking, family-destroying megalomaniac for his latest challenging performance: Narrating the audiobook of You Have to Fucking Eat.
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel continued his annual tradition of ripping families apart by asking parents, for the fourth year in a row, to tell their kids they ate all the Halloween candy. The results range from wounded tears to straight-up post-Halloween sugar tantrums to being surprisingly calm about the whole thing.
Add "making your son think he's dying" to the list of things people will do for the Vine. These parents put on protective masks, took their kid's temperature, and told him he had Ebola. Then they put his tears of fear and shock as he confronted his own mortality on the internet. He wasn't viral, obviously, but now the…
You ever have a friend who was obsessed with your life? Always tryin' to stay over your house and learn your family members' names, then speaking to and about them in a familial tone? Saying, of you and your partner, "Oh my God, I love you guys together. You're seriously like my favorite couple. I wish I were part of…
In keeping with the honored tradition started by David After the Dentist, 17-year-old Cody Lanphere's mother recorded him at his loopiest while driving home from having his wisdom teeth removed. His eyes swell with tears as he asks, "Where is Beyoncé? She told—she told me she'd be here. She lied to me! She lied to me,…
A family dining at a Midwest Chipotle location discovered that the restaurant's bathrooms didn't come equipped with baby-changing tables, so they decided to swap out their 1-year-old's soiled diaper right there on the dining room table. After a manager asked them to take it to their car instead, the father sent the…
What do you get for the young man who's already got a safety net made of golden threads brocaded with itty bitty Mercedes-Benzes? His very own hedge fund, where he can play with millions of dollars like a real live bizness-man!
Although to you the idea of buying a home may seem like a fuzzy, faraway dream, the numbers show that thousands of young people just like you are in fact doing just that. What is their secret?
A Vermont woman and candidate for mother of the year was discovered by cops in Brattleboro parked in the middle of the road with her child in the driver's seat of the car. Cops arrested her for being drunk and also endangering her child.
A Christian preschool in Florida expelled a 4-year-old student after his mom complained about school administration in a Facebook post. Although her son had done nothing wrong, she apparently violated a policy against "sowing discord."
There's nothing out of the ordinary about this video of three be-thonged women shaking it to Jason DeRulo's "Wiggle." It's just the average, everyday twerk-off you probably see three times before breakfast. Until the camera pans over to the audience, anyway.
Here is an explanation, from the New York Times, of why a family of five—having bought a Brooklyn townhouse for $1.7 million, renovated it top to bottom for an undisclosed amount of money, and seen it burn down in a construction accident at the very moment of completion—decided it would be necessary, as a next step,…
Toys "R" Us shoppers were apparently sent into a panic by a realistic diaper-changing baby doll that was a little bit more realistic than they expected. The little bit in question is the doll's tiny infant dick.
A Suffolk, U.K. woman says she had her breasts enhanced from an A to a G cup because her discomfort with them got in the way of raising her two-year-old son. Now that she has her implants, she's basically the mum of the year.
Adult child Jimmy Kimmel recently welcomed his first baby with wife Molly McNearney. He wants to raise his daughter right, so he did the prudent thing and sought out advice from someone more grown-up: A 7-year-old boy.
Is it shameful to use mobile devices while minding children? The argument basically has two interesting angles. One is the pro-shame camp's failure to recognize phones can take snapshots. The other is how the parenting talk largely ignores paid caregivers and how mobile devices make their jobs less lonesome and boring.
How much social-media exposure should your small children get? One answer, for parents who appropriately respect but are perhaps also in denial about the invasive power of the internet, is "none." Don't Facebook your kid, don't Vine your kid, don't Tweet about your kid. That's probably the correct answer, the way…
