Exciting news, Madofficionados! Yet another chance to own a piece of America's little Ponzi-schemin' dumpling is soon upon us. 58 lots from Bernard Madoff's personal wine cellar — hand-selected, the auction house director tells the NY Post, by someone who was "clearly not a connoisseur" — will hit the auction block…

Today is the 62nd anniversary of the founding of North Korea, but it's been a tough year: Kim Jong-il's bourbon stash is shrinking, they were creeped out by Facebook, and blew it at the World Cup. There's always next year!