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    The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever

    Woody Allen Is in Love with Carla Bruni

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/26/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    What are you talking about? This is BRILLIANT! I can run around town telling people "I know the Joe Eula of Juvie"
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    The picture on the right is a really accurate likeness of Owen Wilson.
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/25/09

    @ShawnP: I thought it was that red-headed woman from Desperate Housewives.

    #gingers
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    The library at Rutgers Law School has courtroom sketches from Angela Davis' trial on the walls. Talk about hot!
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    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever

     
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    When hilton is unavailable, the artist apparently stares at a cardboard cutout of Virginia Woolf that they place in the defendant's seat.
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    At least we get this little gem out of it: "The artist is working at a substantial disadvantage because in court no one is posing."

    Perhaps that's their problem, they weren't POSING.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    One of Angelina's arms is longer than the other! She must be lying about something.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/25/09

    In reply to Woody Allen Is in Love with Carla Bruni
    Carla being not terrible. I don't think she does emotions though.
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    Image of DTurkin DTurkin
    11/25/09

    @son of spam: But she is generally not good. I've always suspected that she married Sarkozy in order to help bring her a bit more fame.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/25/09

    @DTurkin: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Let's keep the radical suspicions to ourselves, shall we?
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    Image of DTurkin DTurkin
    11/25/09

    @son of spam: LOL, I'll admit that I am not the only one here that thinks it!

    True story, if it wasn't for a pre-booked vacation this year I would have had the chance to meet her and her husband (they were in NY). That would have been interesting...
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    Image of mishmisha mishmisha
    11/25/09

    @DTurkin: I can't imagine that Bruni would want more of anything than she already has. She grew up in a huge estate in Italy, was a well known model and singer, and now first lady of france. She has won the lottery when it comes to good luck in life. A vanity fair article I read painted them both as extremely competitive and fierce in the pursuit of love... and maybe they just had a lot in common.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/26/09

    @mishmisha: She was a major model for quite some time, but never as big in the US as in Europe. And she's a terrific singer/songwriter. And her family is fascinating; rich, eccentric, artistic, aristocratic.

    Bruni may or may not be a famewhore, but she didn't just fall off a turnip truck and marry Sarkozy. The last time she was in Vanity Fair was back when she was banging Mick Jagger.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    What are young girls for if not to get in trouble?
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    before you think the pendulum is swinging back, remember that we have sarah palin and her colorful brood.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    I seemed to remember that as soon as Paris went on Larry King, post-jail, the thunderstorm blew over and the
    media backed off of her. I think the public saw a little glimmer of her humanity and not just a spoiled, dopey, racist heiress. I'm not defending her; just making an observation.

    Or Larry is magic.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    11/23/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Didn't really work for Chris Brown though, but that's because he sucks worse than Paris.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    This headline really got my hopes up, breaking news I hadn't read perhaps.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    Britney used to be a pretty good singer, until she ruined her voice and now uses vocal sweetening on recordings and lip-syncs in public.

    Taylor Swift was never a very good singer, so she uses vocal sweetening on recordings, but proudly sings off-key in public.

    Which means we've entered an era of concurrent fake-itude and realism, and no one under 25 cares what the difference is.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    11/24/09

    @TedSez: Really? Britney Spears had talent? I've never heard her even hit a real note. Her voice is, at best, very thin.

    Taylor Swift really should have been kept around Nashville as a very talented songwriter, but because she's so lovely, they decided to make her a star. Ladyfriend can't sing, I'll give you that.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    This is the dawning of the Age of Airheadius..
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    @lobstr: that's my rising sign!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    New to the screen this fall, and always right on time: Kristen Stewart in "The Life and Times of Emily Post."
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