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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    I can't believe there isn't more interest in that wheeled dog. Brilliance! #carrieprejean
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    Image of Ack Ack
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    Am I wrong, or isn't it against the law to tape conversations without letting the other party know that they are being taped? I really think we should take any reason to jail Michael Lohan and run with it. #carrieprejean
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    themediatrix promoted this comment Ack was starred Ack was unstarred
    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/09/09

    @Ack: it depends what state you are in while taping. Some states require both parties to know about the taping, some only one. It's also okay to tape if the person being taped was in a public place. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Ack Ack
    11/09/09

    @themediatrix: Damn. So now Michael Lohan stays free? #carrieprejean
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/09/09

    @Ack: If he was in NY or CA, yes this is illegal. I know because whenever I do phone interviews, I have to announce it twice with some robo-call like message. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/09/09

    @themediatrix: I thought there was a federal law that prohibited the recording of phone conversations without both parties knowledge (unless there is a wire-tapping warrant) and it was not a state-by-state issue. Of course, I only think that because of the law at issue in my law-school moot court competition from 1996 and that was a long time ago... #carrieprejean
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    themediatrix promoted this comment Atilla the Bun was starred Atilla the Bun was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Federal law allows phone recording with the consent of at least one party -- Here's a guide for journalists with regard to taping in any state: [www.rcfp.org] #carrieprejean
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/09/09

    @themediatrix: Yeah, I googled this an hour or so ago and it pulled up this link. I'm glad to read that explanation of the law because I have been completely misinformed until now.

    Legal or not, what kind of father tapes conversations with his kids and then tries to sell them? What a terrible betrayal. The reasons for Lohan's drug habit and general craziness become more apparent by the day. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    So, did Carrie Prejean film herself doing some solo-lovin? Or was there a cameraman in the room? I have so many questions (many of them about the fact that this was same-sex love!) but let's begin there. #carrieprejean
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    Image of thingsbehindthesun thingsbehindthesun
    11/09/09

    @DahlELama: I believe there was an ex-boyfriend involved in the filming, according to one account. But why do I even care? she can go self-love herself. #carrieprejean
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    11/09/09

    @thingsbehindthesun: Mostly I'm curious because if there wasn't anyone else there, it would mean she A) made a sex tape of herself, for herself, which is just the saddest, most egotistical thing I've ever heard, and B) most definitely was the one responsible for releasing the tape to the world. #carrieprejean
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/09/09

    @DahlELama: She's making sex detectives of all of us. I thought EXACTLY the same thing--why was there no mention of the cad of a cameraman? Usually TMZ, et. al., like to shame (or provide 15 minutes' worth) to those involved. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/09/09

    @DahlELama: I have no interest in seeing the sex tape. But I would love to see a tape of Ms. Prejean and her momma's facial expression when the attorneys started playing this footage. That it truly a gift from the schadenfreude gods. #carrieprejean
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    DahlELama promoted this comment Atilla the Bun was starred Atilla the Bun was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    We can't really discuss this alleged tape intelligently without, you know, seeing it. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    "Give herself a hand"? What - she has a penis? Otherwise, in my experience, a finger or two will usually do the trick. #carrieprejean
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    Claire Buoyant promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Why do you think her mother turned sheet-white? #carrieprejean
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    Image of The Sneak The Sneak
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    I guess "Marilyn Monroe-ish" now = "blonde" #carrieprejean
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    Love the subtlety of mentioning Carrie's hand job and then moving right to a large walking dildo in Michael Lohan. #carrieprejean
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment Martiniman was starred Martiniman was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    Can someone please explain the concept of a "solo sex tape"? Is it kind of like dancing with yourself? #carrieprejean
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    11/09/09

    @badasscat: I believe Woody Allen once referred to masturbation as sex with the person you love the most. As self-absorbed as Prejean is, I think that works. #carrieprejean
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment Lucky was starred Lucky was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/09/09

    @badasscat: Strumming her own guitar, as an ex-coworker used to put it. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    Ugh. That was a pretty soulless version of a great song. Also, to the new person who wrote that post: "sacred arias glorifying God (see below)".

    Have you seriously never listened to Hallelujah? Or read the lyrics? Honestly?
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 11/09/09 6:26 AM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of princesslala princesslala
    11/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: "To the new person who wrote that post..."
    Rude, passive. #carrieprejean
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    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment princesslala was starred princesslala was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/09/09

    @princesslala: uh..... where the hell did this come from? Okay then, how about "Rude, active".

    Fuck off. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    11/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: The title of the album that her version is on is titled Sacred Arias, as is said by the host of the show in the beginning of the video. The tracklist is here: [www.rhapsody.com] .
    If you click on that, you'll see the album is indeed heavy on sacred arias glorifying God.

    In context, Azaria is closer to right about this version of "Hallelujah" than you are.
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    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment Edited by Lucky at 11/09/09 7:19 AM Lucky was starred Lucky was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/09/09

    @Lucky: If I put the song "YMCA" on an album called "heterosexual disco hits", I don't think that makes it straight. Although I see your point about the album. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    11/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I gotcha. That's why I said it was "closer to right." I was referring to the idea that it was meant to be glorifying to god; whether or not that interpretation actually works is a different question. And it doesn't work. #carrieprejean
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: It would be a very short album #carrieprejean
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/09/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I don't have a dog in this fight but that was pretty clever. #carrieprejean
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I think it would be more like a single with a B side. Except I can't even come up with two songs that fit the requirements. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    Why did the purveyor of the Prejean tape take it to family-friendly TMZ and are they doing some kind of measure concerning post totals and pageviews without releasing the video?
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    Edited by Magister at 11/09/09 6:23 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape

    Moms are ALL embarrassing. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/09/09

    @raincoaster: Oh - I can go you one better. The mum who regaled me with the story of the morning she walked into her 14 year-old son's room, found him pitching a tent, pulled the sheet back, laughed, and called his 12 year-old sister into the room; "hey - come see - xx has a stiffy!". She thought it was hilarious. I died inside on his behalf. Hello, issues. #carrieprejean
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    raincoaster promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Then, twenty years later, she wonders why he puts her in the Home. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/11/09

    @raincoaster: Yes. But not the nice one. The Home that smells like mothballs, boiled cabbage and skin-fold fug. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/09/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
    In fairness, she's singing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah , which is really more about glorifying the sacred power of a good lay. Also, she's Welsh and GMTV is run by chickens wearing human suits. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    @Calraigh: Plus, the original Cohen masterpiece and several of the covers were much more haunting, which is one of the song's requirements in my opinion.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/09/09 6:13 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/09/09

    @Calraigh: Hearted. Under my new persona. Heart back if you still love me. #carrieprejean
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    Calraigh promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: My/your heart does go on! #carrieprejean
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: When you scrounge for hearts, you negate the hearts. #carrieprejean
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/09/09

    @goetz: Is that like 'when you beg for votes, you negate the votes'?

    Because I'm not sure I agree on that. #carrieprejean
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    @NoelleBlue: Yes, clearly I mean this:

    x + n = x - n

    If you make x = you and n = friends, you can see the irrefutable logic of what I obviously meant. #carrieprejean
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/09/09

    @goetz: Liberal arts major here, dude. I wept through the GRE math section, copiously.

    But I could do it in Japanese!

    (Damn it, that sounded dirty. Or maybe only to me.) #carrieprejean
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @NoelleBlue: English Lit major here, possum, though I don't think you need an advanced degree of any kind to see that x + n = x - n shouldn't work when n equals any number other than zero (this could be wrong, but I honestly don't care). My original point, though -- and my apologies for couching this so irrelevantly in Kierkegaard -- is that begging for hearts negates the value of all hearts. #carrieprejean
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    goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @NoelleBlue: But, underlying all that, I'm joking. Tell me more about doing it in Japanese.

    It's for research. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll finally come to their senses after watching Jessica.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    — shit, we don't even know how to describe her-
    I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid".
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!" A succession of tweets posted on the Voice's Twitter account during the game followed, including, "Let's go Hermione! Lolz," a reference to Watson's character in "Harry Potter." It went on, "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch," and, "WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."

    Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
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