Let the Homeless Have the Parks

From time to time, New York City’s reactionary elements decide to villainize the homeless by casting them as menaces to the quality of life of decent folks. Our parks—our precious public parks—are full of homeless people, you see. Well? Good.
Brooklynites Demand Removal of Homeless to Make Park Safe for Dogs
Fort Greene is one of the loveliest, and most expensive, neighborhoods in Brooklyn. It's the neighborhood that inspired Spike Lee's anti-gentrification rant earlier this year. Wealthy Fort Greene dog owners will not put up with homeless people, in the park.
How can the National Park Service "reintroduce the national parks … to a new generation of Americans"? It can start by making sure its workforce looks more like America: "The staffing at the Park Service has remained perpetually and overbearingly white throughout its century-long history."
25 Bike Cops Find Couple "Banging Away" in Park During Training
It's safe to say that when 25 police officers gathered in a park outside of Philadelphia to participate in a bike school for cops, they weren't expecting to find two people having sex on a bench at 4 pm. And likewise, when Richard McBride and Jennifer Harvey (allegedly) stripped off their clothes for some mid-park…
Cities Are Building Tiny Parks to Get Sex Offenders to Move
Taking advantage of strict laws that dictate where a sex offender can live while on parole, cities across the country are building little parks for the sole purpose of making offenders move. Residents of the Harbor Gateway neighborhood in Los Angeles have pushed community leaders to buy a small lot that will serve the…
Your Naughtiest High Line Stories
Last night we noted how cops were handing out a fair share of tickets to people on the High Line for doing relatively innocuous things, like drinking wine. We asked you to contribute your own tales of illicit comings and goings on Manhattan's sexiest elevated thoroughfare.
Time to Enjoy Your Last Cigarette In Central Park
New York's city council just banned smoking in all parks by a vote of 36-12. Signs announcing the ban will be posted within 90 days, says the AP. Now what will shirtless middle-aged dudes do while rollerblading?
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
[Herb Aric takes his normal seat at a park in Queens to read his book this afternoon. He doesn't care that yesterday's tornado toppled a giant tree on his bench. Only in New York, kids! Image via AP]
Free Wifi Coming to New York City Parks—Sort Of
New York City parks are getting free wireless internet! As part of the deal that's renewing the Time Warner and Cablevision cable franchises, the companies are outfitting 32 city parks with wifi. Of course, there's a catch.
56 Trees Chopped Down to Make Room for Fashion Week
Fashion kills! NYC's Parks Department chopped down 56 trees and uprooted 11 more to make room for the Fashion Week tents in Lincoln Center, apparently. The agency's response: The trees were dying anyway, and they'll plant new ones later. [NYDN]
Park Sloped
[Marcos Reyna lounges far above the crowd on the pitched Illumination Lawn that was opened to the public in Lincoln Center today. Image via Getty]
Someone has come up with a brilliant way to recycle NYC's remaining supply of pay phones (the ones you haven't touched since around around '99) and make the city prettier at the same time. Finally! [Blade Diary via AnimalNY]
Bloomberg's War on Smokers: Revived!
It's not just sipping on wine in Central Park that will earn you a ticket in the near future—at least if Mayor Bloomberg gets his way. He's now looking to ban smoking from public parks and beaches, too, according to an announcement today by the city's health commissioner, Dr. Thomas Farley. [NYT]
Ed Norton, The Furstenburgs Want Neighbors to Pay For Their Park
The High Line is the fancy railroad track-park on the West Side of Manhattan that was lobbied for and coveted by celebrities and the rich. Now they've got it! And they'd like the neighbors to pay for it.
Paging Lisa Maria Falcone
The High Line opened to the public a couple of months ago. And it's a delight, isn't it? Unfortunately, it appears the park is a little too delightful since four times as many people have been stopping to visit than Friends of the High Line originally anticipated. And now maintenance costs have gone through the…
The Opening of the High Line: Joggers Welcome
The High Line was technically scheduled to open to the public tomorrow. But it opened today, just after this morning's official ribbon-cutting. Curbed has a set of pics of New York's newest (and most expensive) park, which, as you can see, already appears to be already attracting joggers. We'll have to hope that…
