So Heidi used to be the villian, but then Kristen showed up and she's such a colossal asshole that poor Heidi here is looking slightly better in comparison. We all hate Stephanie from previous seasons for being a two faced meth head. Audrina is still a hot chick with dead eyes accentuated by three inches of black eyeliner and little else. Who exactly is the protagonist now? #heidimontag
Have you listened to them on the conspiracy theory nut's Alex Jones's radio show? Heidi's saying that microchipping is a "sign of the beast" and "devil-worshipping." She also feels "persecuted" and sees birth control pills as a government plot. Then Spencer going on and on about water fluoridation. The thing is, they're not just isolated nuts, people listen to them. Plus, they're well armed, Heidi admits in the clip how much she "loves [her] guns." In any other developed nation on the planet these two would be committable. #heidimontag
@autoclavicle: If you want to be stunned and saddened at the same time, track down some episodes of the first season of The Hills. Heidi is sweet and normal and not-yet-bleached and adorable and you just want to reach in and gently guide her down a different road -- one that does not have Spencer lurking at the end of it. MISS YOU HEIDI! #heidimontag
@autoclavicle: She was so beautiful back then. Her hair now looks like one of Kim's wigs and yeah...those things are bad. She should sue whoever did that to her. #heidimontag
@Phyllis Nefler: I just started watching season 1 on the MTV site, I'd never seen the earlier seasons... wow. I can understand losing yourself in a guy and losing your friends, it's a self-esteem thing I've struggled with too. Very sad. #heidimontag
I mean honestly though, the offer was just not good enough! I completely understand - hell, I had to turn down my cousin's wedding last year because the best they could do was like 1/2 of what I wanted - and don't EVEN get me started on the comps! #heidimontag
Also, I have no idea what this post is talking about. Anthony, I think you could have just gone with the whole, "I don't care who these people are" thought and aborted this topic for discussion. We would have understood. Really. #heidimontag
@Spirit Fingers: Sorry, I normally wouldn't make a "boobs" comment. But honestly, the boobs were the only things in this post that I found vaguely interesting. So there you have it. #heidimontag
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@saralapua: She was a very small A-cup before she had those done #heidimontag
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True, Barbie dolls have more natural looking boobs. #heidimontag
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Also, I have no idea what this post is talking about. Anthony, I think you could have just gone with the whole, "I don't care who these people are" thought and aborted this topic for discussion. We would have understood. Really. #heidimontag
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