Central Connecticut State University was thrown into a panic yesterday when reports of an armed person on the premises sent the campus into a lockdown. After three hours of worry, it was over: a suspect had been arrested, no weapon was found, and police say there was never a threat in the first place. What gives?

Pug look alike and Vogue editor Anna Wintour is throwing a ball tomorrow at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Don't go because there might be Nazis! It's all her fault.