"Let's Celebrate" After Last Weekend's Overdose Deaths, Says Flavorpill
Last weekend, the Electric Zoo music festival in New York was cut short after two young attendees died of drug overdoses. This calls for a party!
Kari Ferrell Does Las Vegas
Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell is slowly making her way from her incarceration land of Utah back to the East Coast, upon which she will descend, formidably, all too soon. We have "obtained" photos of her recent stop in Las Vegas.
DC's Biggest Party Animals: White Dorks
Howard fucking Fineman is one of DC's "Top 50 Party Animals" according to Politico, a stupid publication I hate so much. You know who does not "party" much, in DC, apparently? Black people. Politico, you bammas. [via The Awl]
Mom-in-Law-in-Chief Partying Non-Stop
Presidential mother-in-law Marian Robinson didn't want to go to DC, but now she is a White House party animal. The Obamas brought her to watch the kids, but she's gone all Auntie Mame on them.
Diane Sawyer Still Obviously Intoxicated
The Inaugural Balls went on all night and it looks like Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer enjoyed the open bars. Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense.
Insufferable Downtown Parties Will Spruce Up Jersey Hellhole
What do you get when you take the snobbish manufactured exclusivity of the downtown NYC faux-celebrity modeltrash circuit and combine it with the barren urban nightmare that is Atlantic City? I don't know, but idly rich hipsters across the tristate area will soon be paying big money to find out, if cultural…
Malcolm Gladwell v. Adam Gopnik
Last night at Capitale, The Moth celebrated ten years of storytelling. Media polymath Kurt Andersen, Jewy comedian Andy Borowitz, Irish actor Gabriel Byrne, potter Jonathan Adler and Lili Taylor all sat at one table in the front. Harper's figurehead Lewis Lapham didn't show. The main event: The New Yorker's Adam…
