The NYPD Thinks It's Buzzfeed Now
Have you heard about this hot new trend where you feed unsuspecting people all sorts of wacky things on camera and then laugh at their nescience? It’s gonna be huge. Just ask the NYPD.
Financially Doomed Greece Beset by Plague of Frogs
"A carpet of frogs" covered a Thessaloniki highway today, forcing closings for two hours. People are guessing they came from a lake nearby, but we know the truth. Hide your firstborns and blood your doors everyone, the lord's a'coming.
Kosher for Passover: The Internet's Best Passover-Related Videos
Tonight is the first night of Passover, the Jewish holiday commemorating the Israelites' exodus from bondage in Egypt. It's a holiday with a little something for everyone: Plagues! Miracles! Matzah! Inside, the best Passover-related videos the internet has to offer.
Good Pesach
[Congresswoman Bella Abzug at seder with her husband and daughters in 1972. Image: LIFE © Time Inc..]
Jews Angry at Not Being Invited to Barack's Power Seder
Barack Obama is having a seder in the White House tonight. Boy, are the Jews pissed. Because of course they all wanted to come and then complained about not being invited.
Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
The methodology: Use a fine paintbrush to moisten the middle of your Manischevitz flatbread. Break it neatly in half. And slather it with Nutella.
What Won't Be Served at Barack Obama's Seder?
How is tomorrow different from all other nights? The sitting president is having a seder! (Bush couldn't handle the four glasses of fruity European wine, obv.) Here are some things Obama probably won't be serving:
Hillary Blames The Jews
First Hillary wanted more debates. She felt that the America public needed to hear her and Barack Obama delineate their subtle differences as many times as possible. She even ran an attack ad on Obama (after the jump) for only wanting to have 18 debates. With the North Carolina and Pennsylvania primaries coming up,…
Last Minute Passover Plans, And Call Your Mother!
If you're anything like the average secularish Jew, right about now you're thinking, "Jesus Christ, it's Passover." If you're sederless, you have a couple of options. You can go to the 92nd street Y but it's $90 and Andrew Krucoff will probably be there. You can find a Craigslist seder. Or, you can make your own Seder…
