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    The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    The Cuetara cereal monster in Spain beats him cold.


    (Spoiler alert: the last thing he says to the doll is "You shouldn't eat with your hand, it's bad manners".

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    I know what this reminds me of, justin timberlake as a rapping breakfast guy on SNL.
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    Bagels in a bread bowl.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    05/04/09

    @CodePink:


    Bread pudding in a bread bowl. Consumed with a spoon made of crackers. Washed down with a nice tall glass of yeasty water.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    And yet the Spongebob/square butt nightmare continues unabated.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    So you guys are all getting free Domino's at the office today, right?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    The Noid would end this clown.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    05/04/09

    @hortense: The voiceover sounds a lot like the dude from "Pooh Corner." Comforting, really, if a bit molesty.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    05/04/09

    @hatey: It sounds like Roy Brocksmith, but I can't find anything to back that up.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    And a tennis racket, no less.
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    It had nothing to do with his phallic appearance?
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/04/09

    @Monkeyrash: In the original commercial she says, "Take that, you little prick."
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    Image of blix blix
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    No one every beat the shit out of the Hamburger Helper helping hand.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/04/09

    @blix: ever
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    Image of crackbabyjesus crackbabyjesus
    05/04/09

    @blix: He received a fate much worse: the Mafia-style removal of one finger.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/04/09

    @crackbabyjesus: Poppin' Fresh doesn't play when you invade his doughy turf.
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    Image of wasurhandle wasurhandle
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    I love how the family hears someone rapping and they all freak the fuck out. The wife just books it out of the room.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    05/04/09

    @wasurhandle: Can you imagine what they would have done if Pasta Dude had been whole wheat?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/04/09

    In reply to The Rappin' Pasta That Stole America's Innocence
    Perhaps we could produce an anthropomorphic hotdog running down a hallway.
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    05/04/09

    @depardoo: Only if it's in an ad for vaginal reconstruction surgery.
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