Ever since I read about that performer firing a farmer's blow into a patron's drink and the patron drinking it, I get a sick feeling when I read anything about The Box. If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm looking for the mashed potatoes.
@ligmasagbatch: The show I saw there a few weeks ago was Rose Wood doing a scat play act that involved a toilet and drinking from a plunger after smearing him/herself in shit. It's one show you don't want front row seats for.
So the beer I drank while sitting in my deck chair watching mockingbirds chase my cat counts toward this $36B. Glad I could help the economy while sitting on my fat ass.
All data presented here are from the wildlife-watching section of the 2006 National Survey of Fishing, Hunting, and Wildlife-Associated Recreation (FHWAR).
Much confusion was resolved when a sharp-eyed proofreader noticed that the category of "birdwatching" included "all types of pornography including hardcore, teen, amateur, anal, girl on girl, girl on guy, 2 girls on guy, orgy...."
I saw half a peregine falcon wing in the gutter at the corner of fifth avenue and 72nd street outside my apartment building on the way to work yesterday. VERY depressing.
Does that mean we horked $36 billionworth of birdseed down the collective gullets of a bunch of birds, only to have it streaked greasily across our nation's windshields and dripping down the heads of statues?
I've got a birdfeeder in my yard, and sometimes I like to look at the birds it attracts. But that's not really "birdwatching," is it? I always thought that, to be a real birdwatcher, you had to dress funny and go marching off into the wilderness with binoculars around your neck.
@MisterHippity: Plus hi power binoculars, spotter scope with tripod, camera with zoom lenses collection, a Sibley's, that's a 470 page bird i.d. book, plus driving 50 miles around five or ten rural type turnouts to figure out what kind of a swan that was, plus $50 a month for sunflower seeds, suet blocks, thistle chow, Mister Hippity's funny and expensive clothes from Filson or Barbour, with very little marching involved, mostly burning gasoline on these expeditions, plus Audubon dues for the magazine full of ads for gasoline burning vehicles. Lots of money in this hobby! But fading fast since global transfer of wealth from humans to cylon banking overlords made everyone into the Poors.
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And making blended duck margaritas out of themselves.
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Much confusion was resolved when a sharp-eyed proofreader noticed that the category of "birdwatching" included "all types of pornography including hardcore, teen, amateur, anal, girl on girl, girl on guy, 2 girls on guy, orgy...."
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You brute!
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I eat pigeon meat on a daily basis at the Chinese place across the street from my boyfriend's place down on Mott Street.
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1. Counting crows
2. Eating crow
3. "Freeeeeeeebird!"
4. Quothing the raven
5. Flipping the bird
6. Larrying the bird
7. Renting The Birds
8. Tweeting
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When the government pulls numbers to bring before the legislators, they're allowed to be creative. Afterall, numbers are beyond refute.
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Hey, the bird is the word.
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9. Flying the coop
10. Cardinal sinning
11. Beating the Orioles
12. Jaywalking
13. Fowl play
14. Malt duck
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15. Getting the worm, early.
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Or the return of the Swallows.
And of course: Buy, buy blackbird.
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irony upon ironies.
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Somebody may file a suet.
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Stuffing your birdfeeder with birdfeed generally results in squirrel watching.
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Sign me up!
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